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dulcedulce_'s avatar

Report | 06/28/2008 9:40 pm

dulcedulce_

*dances around your page*
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Report | 06/28/2008 9:39 pm

xX-iiCAndY3z-Xx

heyy
dulcedulce_'s avatar

Report | 06/28/2008 9:29 pm

dulcedulce_

;D
-I c E-C r E a M-ii_ne's avatar

Report | 06/28/2008 9:04 pm

-I c E-C r E a M-ii_ne

Joke of the Day...



Boy:Mom! my Sister's bf is hugging her!

Mom: Thats ok son..





Boy:Mom!! Now He's Kissing Her!

Mom:Thats also Ok..



Boy:MOM!! He's TOUCHING HER TITS!

Mom:thats alright..





Boy:MOM!! OMG!! Hes FIngering her!!!

Mom biggrin umbass, Does'nt he got a c**k? why dont he use it!!
xXiBabiGurlXx's avatar

Report | 06/28/2008 1:29 pm

xXiBabiGurlXx

dat was my oopsie ><

srry bout dat
k a w a i i_ne's avatar

Report | 06/28/2008 12:03 pm

k a w a i i_ne



u luffers maii pikcha??

<3

lolz..

mii wuz half asleep/awake

xDD

mii issh sleepin beauty

x]

or snow white...

O.O"

xD

mahal kita maii Jenn~Jenn!

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Report | 06/28/2008 11:58 am

k a w a i i_ne

Soo hilarious!!..xDD

Okay so a guy is

near the

end of his

senior

year in high school



Unfortunately,

he still has to share a room with his

younger

brother who is only 9

years

old.





One night, he decides to bring his

girlfriend home

for a little fun.





They

have bunk beds and the guy notices that

his little

brother is already

asleep

on the lower bunk, so he and his

girlfriend climb

up

to the top bunk.







As you

might expect things start to heat up.







The guy remembers that his little brother

is

sleeping below so he tells

his

girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants

it

harder and "tomato" if

she

wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!







Lettuce!!!







Tomato!!!









Lettuce!!!











Tomato!!!





She screams.







Lettuce!!!









Tomato!!!









Whoa!!!









PULL IT OUT!!!







PULL IT OUT NOW!!!







I can't get pregnant!







Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,

would you

guys stop making

sandwiches up there! You're getting

mayonnaise

all over my

face

and it tastes like s**t!





Post This





1 hour- You'll have bad sex





20 min - Your crush will kiss you





15min - Your crush will tongue you





5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out in the next 2 mins





2 min - You will stay with your

crush forever





less than 2minutez - you will have the best sex of your life!!!!

repost this as

BEST SEX JOKE
soulja romeo's avatar

Report | 06/28/2008 9:48 am

soulja romeo

waz up homeboy
naughty_gal_xoxo's avatar

Report | 06/28/2008 4:09 am

naughty_gal_xoxo

hi planetkid...
uchiha katsuo's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 10:08 pm

uchiha katsuo

oh...ok....lol......
-I c E-C r E a M-ii_ne's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 10:06 pm

-I c E-C r E a M-ii_ne

If theres no BALLPEN, Theres No NOTES

If theres no NOTES Theres no School

IF theres no SChool Theres No Diploma

If theres no Diploma theres no JOb

if theres no Job theres no Money

if theres no Money theres no FOod

IF theres no food you'll exp.. Hungry..

If you'll Exp. Hungry You'll Reduce Weight

If You'll Reduce Weight You'll be ugly

If your Ugly theres no GF OR BF

if theres no GF OR BF theres no WIFE OR HUSBAND

If theres no Wife and Husband theres no Son or Daughter

IF theres no SON and Daughter you'll get depression

if you'll get Depression you'll Be Sick

if you'll be sick you'll DIe

if you'll die

GAME OVER>...







So thats Why Always Take good care of your "ballpen"

*winks*
-I c E-C r E a M-ii_ne's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 10:02 pm

-I c E-C r E a M-ii_ne

Funny Stuffs!!

Read it!





A Boy Wrote A Letter For His Mom,



"Dear Mom,Don't Look For Me..I'm Now Away,I'm in love Ma,With Sarah...Shes 27 years old and her baby is 9 months old...

I Know Im just 15 but i really love her...Ma,I wan t you to know that were ok....I'm selling Drugs and shes Selling her body in order for us to live.

We Wish theres a cure for aids so shell be fine.. By the way Ma, She aborted Our FIrst Baby,She said we can always Make another one..

I'm sorry i was not able to personally say goodbye..



PS:

No,Not really Ma,

That was a JOKE!..

I'm just at my cousin's house

Ill be home later...





LOLX!!
uchiha katsuo's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 10:01 pm

uchiha katsuo

haha.....why? did you think i had a problem with her?
uchiha katsuo's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 9:55 pm

uchiha katsuo

haha...ya...that was it...hehe.....
uchiha katsuo's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 9:53 pm

uchiha katsuo

oh...nothing...in ur pro, you said i love you to her.....i was just wondering...hehe....
uchiha katsuo's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 9:48 pm

uchiha katsuo

hey....is kawaii ne ur wife?? haha......
xXiBabiGurlXx's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 10:36 am

xXiBabiGurlXx

oOo u starting



rumOrs hUh???.....



telliinq d3m



peOple I liike yOu PsSh....



niigga t3ll th3m



I ******** LOV3 YoU..



..



duhh send this to every one you love



including me =)..



1-3.your ugly...



4-6.u alight...



7-9. yr SEXY
k a w a i i_ne's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 3:17 am

k a w a i i_ne



.::ako rin::.

lolz

hmmm

Jenn~Jenn

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(-> / / < wink

`.::S-u-K-i ยค D-e-S-u::.`

[mii luffers cha!]

sooooo

berrie

mucho!

(-> W < wink

i`m bweedin wuv

xD

=D

tikis's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 12:42 am

tikis

lol, some1 looks fluffy User Image
Luna Deslumbrado's avatar

Report | 06/27/2008 12:04 am

Luna Deslumbrado

well thanxs anyway XXX
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