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Report | 03/03/2007 2:17 pm

HU-FLUNG-PU-ON-MAI-SHU

oh god. at least bob the zombie doesn't need a right testicle. Can't imagine how you guys would take the story then. ( i'd be testicless)

Report | 03/03/2007 2:12 pm

HU-FLUNG-PU-ON-MAI-SHU

ha some guy screamed back at me "******** YOU!" lol what nice neighbors i have =)

Report | 03/03/2007 2:12 pm

boomshanka

<walks over to "help" Austin>
HERE YOU GO, WHY DON'T YOU BEND OVER....
IT WILL SETTLE YOUR STOMACH
<watchs as he bends over, looks down at steel toe boot, then at Austins back end>

Report | 03/03/2007 2:09 pm

HU-FLUNG-PU-ON-MAI-SHU

Oh no, ha I feel fine...No need for treatment right? (laughs nervously, and pulls collar)

I'm gonna go wlk out on my roof and scream; "WHY!?!?!?!" now. brb

Report | 03/03/2007 2:06 pm

boomshanka

<hides broom behind back>
SAY AUSTIN, YOU DON'T LOOK TO GOOD....

Report | 03/03/2007 2:03 pm

boomshanka

<walk back to Bob, with broom handle in hand>
NOW HOW AM I GOING TO FIX THIS MESS BOB?
<thoughtfully rubs side of head while thinking>
HMMMM. I HAVE TO GET YOU A NEW BRAIN....
WHERE I MIGHT GET ONE?
<looks over shoulder at Austin>............

Report | 03/03/2007 1:50 pm

boomshanka

<picks up bobs hand>
DON'T WOORY BOB! I WILL AVENGE YOUR DEATH........

Report | 03/03/2007 1:48 pm

boomshanka

< bends down, looks at poor bob the zombie, and wipes tear from eye>
WHY GOD?! NOT BOB..........
<looks around for the zombie assin...>

Report | 03/03/2007 1:46 pm

boomshanka

What the hell happened to my ZOMBIES!!!!!

Report | 03/03/2007 1:41 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

THUS ENDS MY STORY.
I'LL START A NEW ONE SOMETIME.

OH, YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT................

THANK YOU MY CRAZY FRIEND FOR ALL OF MY PRESENTS!!!! LOL

Report | 03/03/2007 1:39 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

IF YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A s**t, AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CONSTIPATED......BETER DO IT IN A DITCH. YOUR ORPHUS IS A LITTLE ENLARGED FROM THE BROOM. SORRY ABOUT THAT...........

Report | 03/03/2007 1:37 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

THERE NOW YOUR ALL BETTER. WAIT, JUST LET ME REMOVE THIS BROOM.
(pulls out broom, you shriek again)
(looks at broom) HEY'S WHERE THE BRISTLES????OH WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE A BUTT HAIR COMB EMBEDDED IN YOU. YOUR LIMP SHOULD GO AWAY IN A WEEK OR TWO. AND JUST TRY TO AVOID TAKING A s**t, IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. WHO CARES IF YOU BECOME CONSTAPTED ANYWAY???

Report | 03/03/2007 1:34 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

(runs full speed with broom aimed at proper orphus)
OK, HERE GOES!!!!
(rams broom and brain up orphus)
(you scream long and like a little girl)

Report | 03/03/2007 1:31 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

(places brain on broom bristles, lines up broom, and takes three steps back)
OK, 1.....2.......3.......!!!!!!
(begins to run)

Report | 03/03/2007 1:28 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

(comes back with pushbroom)
HMMMMMMM.............HOW'S THIS GOING TO WORK???
OK, JUST HOLD STILL.

Report | 03/03/2007 1:25 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

HMMMM........I'M MISSING SOMETHING. I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!!!!
(leaves you bent over corpse and runs off to find broomstick)

Report | 03/03/2007 1:23 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

(bends you over the zombie's corpse) OK, JUST DON'T SCREAM...........HA HA HA HA.
YOU CAN'T SCREAM, YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR BRAIN YET!!!

Report | 03/03/2007 1:22 pm

HU-FLUNG-PU-ON-MAI-SHU

Huh. Brain eating zombies would starve to death if they came after me. Funny cause it's true

Report | 03/03/2007 1:21 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

(holds brain out to you) HERE, I'LL EVEN PUT IN PLACE FOR YOU.
JUST BEND OVER. MWA HA HA HA
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN SOME PAIN FOR A WHILE

Report | 03/03/2007 1:19 pm

gei_no_aru_hito

(brushes zombie vomit off brain)
HERE YOU GO, THE ZOMIE'S OBVIOUSLY DONE WITH IT, SINCE I BLEW HIS HEAD OFF. MWA HA HA HA HA
JUST AS GOOD AS NEW!

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