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hayley|ageless|artist
If you want to get to know me more,
then I suggest you C O M M E N T me. or send me a M E S S A G E .
M S N ; hxcorgasm@hotmail.com
A I M ; WTF HAYLEY LOL
Y A H O O ! ; spacedouthorneyrain@rocketmail.com

n-n-Dimethyltryptamine
WAS CERTAINLY NOT A DOG ON ACID

like if all drugs had a colour

acid would be an electric purple with green dendritic sparks

ectasy would be a glowing, humming pastel pink

and psilocybin mushrooms would be a royal, warm blue melting into ochre - smooth and deep and slow

alcohol is a vile, acrid orange


what is your drug, geedee? what is your colour?


Kismet Lasombra
no snese
i mean male masturbation is gross. the whole beating of it and whatever. dont you feel retarded all hunched over your d**k and jerkin it like that?


As opposed to a female shoving a giant, rubber d!ck down her vag? Yes, that makes perfect sense. I masturbate and I deliberately make a loud fapping sound, for it is a sound of honor. It is the lewd battlecry of champions, when the fapping sound is made, your d!ck knows you mean business. I even slap my genitals around a little bit, so they know who the boss is. This is the epitome of manliness. And if I'm to be condemned for that, goddammit I'll be condemned the happiest man on the face of the earth. I shall continue to fap and nobody shall tell me the contrary, disgusting or otherwise. If I feel exceptionally brave, one day I'll fap on the loudspeaker at school so everybody knows, that I am the real deal. I shall stand up as savior of the fappers. We have been persecuted long enough. These instances of prejudice and stigma are comparable to that of Jews and the Holocaust. It will not be tolerated, so long as there is breath in my body. You mess with a fapper, I shall be the fapper defender and thwart your diobolical schemes, you bigoted sausage jockey. VIVA LA FAP VIVA LA FAP VIVA LA FAP