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Cobra Starship Report | 12/14/2025 4:25 pm

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Cobra Starship Report | 12/11/2025 3:44 am

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Cobra Starship Report | 12/10/2025 2:50 am

Her eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and her cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. Her demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And her dress was the hue of orange Gatorade.

Cobra Starship Report | 12/09/2025 4:10 am

I was on a plane with my son when we started CRASHING! I immediately ran to the cabin to find none other than Zombs! He choked again! Luckily, the flight attendant was Tenz, who was able to land the plane safely. Zombs's legacy saved again! Shame on you Zombs!

I was attending an exam. My teacher said we can leave the class when we are finished. Suddenly just after exam started, I saw a fraud silently leaving. I asked who it is. She said, "He is Tyson "TenZ" Ngo, he is already finished, that's why he's leaving."

Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a knife. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Tenz missing his blade storm. Shame on you Tyson for almost killing me!

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found TenZ hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for months” I was shocked but not surprised.

Last week I was on a plane to Sao Paulo when suddenly the plane was hit by a missile. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Deffo missing his showstopper. Shame on you Deffo for almost killing me!

Cobra Starship Report | 12/08/2025 2:39 pm

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Cobra Starship Report | 12/07/2025 9:14 am

I've become so much like Shoya Ishida it's scary. I wear a black t-shirt, don't socially interact with anyone, and always imagine an 'X' symbol on the faces of people. When I look in the mirror and into the reflection of my eyes, I can't help but feel ashamed of my sinful past and sign the words " 友達になれますか "( which means 'Can we be friends ' in Japanese). I made sure to learn to sign language as a form of atonement which had the consequence of me moving my hands every time I talked but I don't care about what other people think of me SO SHUT THE ******** UP KAWAII! I always use my hands to close my ears and look down at the ground in a manner that is seen by everyone so they are reminded that I am not in control. When I see my childhood classmates during walks I get mad at them for not being as remorseful as I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Shoko or Ueno, both of whom just remind me of Tomohiro. When I enter an amusement park and go to a stall to buy fast food, I refuse to interact with the vendor and immediately leave the vicinity as that person reminds me of my once childhood friend, Kazuki Shimada. Then when I finally manage to order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them friendship fries. I just keep moving forward towards that bridge near Nishimiya's school, once every Tuesday.

Cobra Starship Report | 12/06/2025 12:03 pm

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JoyRose Report | 12/05/2025 8:28 pm

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