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i have a plastic dinosaur fetish.

let's see.
first of all, my name is hannah.
second, i'm in love with kenny mccormick.
third, i'm probably not who you expect me to be.

i'm really weird. like not the fake weird that probably everyone else on gaia has, i'm genuinely weird. it just comes naturally.
like respect, right?
i love mountain dew like a snake loves it's health.
which is very much.
i love dakota fanning, however, like how a snake loves blinking. which is a hatred unimaginable.
my life depends on microwave burritos.
i think i'm ish pretty. you can tell me otherwise, but chances are i value my opinon more than i value yours.
i eat jello powder on minimum days for lunch.
i could never hate myself.

i probably have adhd, but that's okay.
i love south park. love it love it LOVE IT.
my favorite movie is the nightmare before christmas.
it generally takes a lot to piss me off, but i will get mad if:
1. you insult my friends
2. you're just plain retarded
3. if you try to be something you're not.
i have a lot of confidence in myself.
i don't play an instrument, but that doesn't mean i'm not good at anything. for instance,
i draw. good.
i like to draw clothes. i hope to design clothes someday, but i can't sew.

i like to go shopping at staples.
i'm obsessed with buying office supplies.
i have brown hair and brown eyes. i wear glasses.
i have long legs. i run fast.
i hate sports.
i like swimming.
i love dinosaurs.
food = CUHRAZY DELISHIOUUSSSS.
i weigh 74 pounds, but i eat all the time, so don't go annorexic on me.
fake emos make me mad.
i love playing video games.
i'll pwn you on super smash brothers, even though i'm a girl.
try me.
i know all the lyrics to all the songs in the south park movie.
i love the south park movie.
i'm pretty popular at school, but i don't get all ughhh because of it.
i've never had a boyfriend, but i still love life.

by the way, i'm thirteen.
don't stalk me.
i say the words 'whore' and 'rapist' a lot.
i like to sleep in boxes. my profession as a future hobo is clear.
i love lasagna and clam chowdah.
i live in california.

i'm nice, and i won't lie.
i try to help people a lot.
i like to make people laugh. i do that a lot.
i say 'i'm sorry' about 200 times a day.
i hug.
i hug you good.
i kick.
i kick you good.
i cuss when i'm angry, or trying to prove a point.
you might not like me because you might think i'm annoying and an attention whore. whatever. i AM annoying and i DO love attention.

i don't watch that much tv other than south park, invader zim, doctor who, and futurama.
my favorite colors are grey, purple, and orange.
i have a crush on someone at school.
i hate panic at the disco and MCR. don't pm me saying 'j00 r3t4rD h0w cULD j00 h4t3 MCR and P!ATD!?!?' because you're dumb and i'll hate you.
i'm loud.
i get scared easily.
you can't convert me.

you're jealous.

i have dimples.
and a dent in my forehead.
i love halloween.
anna is one of my best friends.
she enjoys watching me play oregon trail.
BISON!!
RABBIT!!!!
i have a cell phone. it's a razr and his name is linus.
he has a gay lover named casper. who is my friend skyler's razr.
i'm imaginitve, and i act.
i'm creative.

i'm scared of pencil eyeliner, wrist-cutting, and being eaten by a tiger at night.
i'm serious about the tiger. i'm afraid to sleep facing my wall because i'm paranoid if i turn around a tiger will eat me.
i like kingdom hearts alright.
i love naruto.
naruto and hinata are a cute couple. don't disagree with me.

i probably don't live up to your standards. don't expect me too.
i love rollercoasters.
i'm going to be kenny for halloween.
my favorite song is everytime we touch by cascada.
i enjoy the band muse.

i have an opinion on everything, and i'll stick to it.
i love hide and seek.
i'm stubborn, and it's hard for me to change my mind about something.
i one time accdientally dipped my tongue in 100% vodka, but i thought it was water.
shut up.

i get good grades.
i hate math.
i rock at photoshop.
i'm pretty much always cheerful and hyper.
i'm impatient.
i space out easily.

i say hello to everyone. if you're wearing a name tag you bettah watch out, sukkah.
i'm outgoing. i'm not shy. ever.

when asked what i would ask myself in times of turmoil, i answer:
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i made that myself.

i'm in love with kenny so much. so so so much. i have a kenny wristband. ♥
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tail
kitty
dragon helm
gloves


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Emperor Zubi

Report | 02/26/2008 1:54 pm

Emperor Zubi

nice profile...ur funny...
rachyourface

Report | 11/17/2007 1:55 am

rachyourface

hello [:





thought you might like to know, i've got a couple new things going on lately.



dadoe's list of wishes

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dfe3434534

Report | 07/27/2007 10:58 am

dfe3434534

hey hannah!! it's krystal vu!! i love you!!
Kisei717

Report | 02/14/2007 5:51 pm

Kisei717

happy valentines day
` c h a p s t i c klove

Report | 01/27/2007 12:48 am

` c h a p s t i c klove

`kay, this is my new account ,since this one got crappodedddd. :[
LeafVillageEastNinja

Report | 11/14/2006 5:31 pm

LeafVillageEastNinja

Ty 4 the comment 1337 friend
Jesus in Earth

Report | 11/11/2006 7:12 pm

Jesus in Earth

You're very crazeh.
xD
I think I'm in love.
Creepy Albino Fish

Report | 11/09/2006 4:34 pm

Creepy Albino Fish

XD amazing.
annabanana502

Report | 11/08/2006 4:24 pm

annabanana502

IT'S ALMOST FRIDAY!!!
Memoires of a GAYsha

Report | 11/07/2006 8:40 pm

Memoires of a GAYsha

I love you for loving kenny. x3 and thanks for that comment a while back. 3nodding

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im going to marry kenny mccormick ♥
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