About
I think you all deserve to know a little about me, so, here it goes:
Name: Alison
Place of residence: USA
Age: 17
That's all I know about myself. Yup.
Fav. quotes: "I want more chocolate milk, damnit!" -Me
"Why are did not mmm!" Amanda
Let's go to CrunchyTown and get some live bugs! But Gramps and Gran can't stomach them because they're dry-heaving and peeing in an oven! XD
You know what would be funny? If two immortals had a baby today that could only live for half of eternity and the end of eternity was tomorrow. So after all of those months of pregnancy and annoying PMS and hours of labor the baby would be dead by the end of the day. XD It would go a little something like this:
Male Immortal: Congratulations, honey! We have a beautiful baby!
Female Immortal: He looks just like you, sweetie. Want to hold him for a while?
M I: Heck yes! -Takes Baby-
Baby: -Goes limp-
F I: YOU KILLED MEH BEHBEH! -Attacks with abnormal strength for a woman who just went through immense pain-
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