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Who the hell would wanna know about me?
Anyway, hi. I'm just a guy who likes to make fun of everything. If you bring me something serious, I'll smash it down, most likely with some variant of a "your mom!" joke, "your face!" joke, or "in the butt." joke. Sometimes a combination of the three. NOTE: IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE. The less sense it makes, the more funny it contains.
For instance: At work, someone will say: "Shaun, get down here! We're gonna need your help deactivating the soda machine!"
And I'll swiftly reply: "Your FACE needs my help to deactivate your MOM.
"In the BUTT."
I know it's distasteful, and I really don't care, because I've realized something; if everyone KNOWS you joke about everything, you can say ANYTHING and nobody cares! It's great!
But seriously, I'm just a loser who finds humor in everything. Is that so wrong?
I'm frightfully emo, mostly because of my apparent choice in women. Women who don't care about me. Women who, given the proper chance, DUMP YOU AND GO ******** YOUR BEST FRIEND.
Ahem.
Sorry.
So, if you occasionally don't want to deal with my emo problems and my emo life, Then STFUAGTFO!!!!
Holy crap, I almost typed STFUAGTOF!!!! That would have been hilarious. From now on, I shall no longer say GTFO, but rather, GTOF.
It'll be a fad. It'll catch on, and then all the Cool Kids will be doing it. "GET THE OUT ********!" Hehe. Comedy genius.
Anyway, I'm sure my drivel is boring/annoying/insulting some of you, so in closing, I'd rike to say to you,
GTOF! In the butt.
I wonder if I put my pic in here, if that would make me more popular?
Worth a shot.
OMGZZZZ
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/Gigil49/Pics of Me/Me.jpg
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Who needs headers?A journal that is mine and not yours, BUT you may read it, barring the fact that I HATE YOU.
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...I don't know what that is, but it is there!
Maybe something about orgasms or some s**t like that.
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