About
Me...
^Emo^
-Is constantly updating his 'About'
-Loves a person with a good sense of humor
-Can eat pasta for any meal of the day
-Plans to be in a heavy metal band within the next year or two
-The mystery of jello still eludes him
-Starting to learn guitar *^Notice heavy metal post^*
-Hates winter *Damn cold!*
-Loves Christmas *But NOT snow...it's cold.*
-Worships the Burrito God, Joe *Joe didn't like Xvingarlifginian*
-Even though he is King of all Gerbils, he doesn't own one
-Despises Hilary Clinton *Don't we all?*
-If you don't own a Disturbed cd, he will kill you
-Heavy metal music fan *Dee Dee Dee to you if you didn't know*
-^Loves the world! *And mutilated corpses*
-Is writing a novel
-Is 15
-Is male
-Is single
-Is straight
Favorite shows...
1.Mad Tv
2.Family Guy
3.South Park
4.Drawn Together
5.Lost *Don't be hatin'*
Favorite movies...
1.Pirates of the Carribean
2.Star Wars Episode 3:Revenge of the Sith
3.Lord of the Rings:The Return of the King
4.South Park the Movie
5.Leage of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Favorite Bands...
1.Disturbed
2.As I Lay Dying
3.Atreyu
4.Arch Enemy
5.Mudvayne
Things he hates...
1.Emo bands.
2.The dreaded Squirrel Legion
3.Bears *For Steven Colbert*
4.Rap *He likes Snoop, because he's so burned out he's funny*
5.^Everything above
Pet peeves...
1.When someone leaves time on the microwave
2.When someone talks over him
3.Being dead *God, so annoying*
4.Dentists
5.Johny Depp *Stop stealing his GF's damnit!*
Things he likes in a girl...or ON a girl...
1.HAVE to have a good sense of humor
2.Have to be kind and respectful to others
3.Short hair, long hair, fashion style...doesn't matter much to him
4.Has to be loyal, strong spirited, and fun to be around
5.Can't stand unhealthy foods...ya gotta work out and eat good
His favorite games...
1.Halo2(Xbox)
2.Icewind Dale2(PC)
3.Chrono Cross(Playstation1)
4.Final Fantasy10(Playstation2)
5.Halo1(Xbox)
Favorite book series...
1.Shannara series(By Terry Brooks)
2.Wheel of Time series(By Robert Jordan)
3.Thomas Covenant series(By Stephen R. Donaldson)
4.Magician series(Raymond E. Feist)
5.Anything else by Terry Brooks
Injuries...
1.Once got hit by a truck *Mmm mmm Vicodin!*
2.Sprained right ankle 5 times, left 3 times
3.Fell off a tire swing and almost broke back...sprained it
4.Cut himself accidently MANY, MANY times
5.Has scars everywhere...nothing big, but everywhere
Favorite foods...
1.Any kind of pasta
2.Any kind of chinese food
3.Any kind of mexican food
4.Any kind of italian food
5.Has no italian, chinese, or mexican blood in his body
Favorite exercises...
1.Bike riding
2.Walking outside
3.Using the treadmill
4.Endurance training with weights
5.Push ups/sit ups
Would like to think of himself as...
1.Outgoing
2.Friendly
3.Good sense of humor
4.Sometimes can have a fuse as long as a jews-...bah, forget it
5.Obsessed with women*That's a fact*
Can be...
1.Pretty quick in an arguement...keep up!*I don't argue online*
2.Stunned by some peoples stupidity
3.Very odd at times
4.PURE EVIL! MWAHAHAHAHA-*Cough, wheeze, hacking cough*
5.A little Angel!*Halo appears around head...A RED ONE!*
6.MWAHAHAHAHAHA-*Passes out*
Addictions...
1.Women*As mentioned before*
2.Females
3.Girls
4.She's
5.Her's
Things he wants in his life...
1.Someone to love. And yes, I'm a romantic, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!
2.To be better at guitar, and possibly start bass and drums.
3.TO DRIVE MY OWN CAR!*Only 6 months...*
4.To eventually start a band.
5.If he doesn't make it in music, to pursue his writing.
Stay away from him if you...
1.Have no sense of humor. Waste of meh time...
2.Don't respect other people's opinions.
3.Do nasty stuff on the net.
4.Want him as a fanboy...unless you're a friend!
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5.Are a pervert. Dirty humor is cool, but not perversion.
Other random crap to make this list even longer...
1.Thinks Dave Chepelle is a Demi-God
2.Loves saying 'Oh snap! HYAAAAAA!' at any time possible
3.Enjoys completely mindless conversations
4.Thinks the government herds old people to Florida to die
5.Rufuses to eat tacos...KNOWS burritos are a far greater meal
6.Wouldn't mind having an online GF for fun
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To the people who have ACTUALLY read all of this...
Wow...did you actually read all the way down to here? DAMN you must be really bored or think I'm hot. Don't ask me why I talked in 3rd person, the-*Gets shocked* OW!...'People' won't let me answer. Your computer screen will explode in 5 seconds.
Oh, and to Rina the cheery profile girl...stop being so cheery damnit.
-Da King
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