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Report | 12/20/2009 1:57 pm

CONGRATULATIONS!

you won my little lottery. You get everything I don't need! Take all of it! All of it! Just take all of it!

And hey! Hey! Hey! Hey dickface! (You turn around to see who the dickface is) Yeah, you! (You're shocked that you're the dickface) Where did you get the balls to look at my girl? Where? Where?? Where the hell! Where the hell did you get the balls to look at my girl!? WHERE? Where the ********!? WHERE...THE ******** YOU...GET THE BALLS...TO LOOK...AT...MY GIRL!? Just tell me, where. Show me! Show me the ******** store, that you got the ******** balls, to look at my ******** girl!?!? WHERE!? Where the ********, where the ********, did you get the balls to look at my girl!? WHERE!!!

That's a guy pretending to be more italian than italians. All of that was one rhetorical question.

Report | 11/02/2009 1:49 pm

VirusDragon828

It's elimination time! Every week, I'll be picking somebody at random, and kick them off of my friend's list. Why? Because you touch yourself at night! Ok, really because you guys are weird, and I just want to. HAVE FUN WATCHING!!!!!!

Report | 11/02/2009 1:39 pm

VirusDragon828

My version of Goldylocks and the Three Bears

Once upon a time, in a magical city called Compton, there were 3 bears. There was a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. The mama bear was in the kitchen, making porridge for the whole family. The papa bear said "WHERE THE ******** IS MY ********' PORRIDGE!?" and the mama bear said "SHUT THE ******** UP! I HATE YOU!" Then the mama bear came out with the pot of porridge, and poured them into 3 bowls, then left to go call her mother. The papa bear took a spoonful of the porridge, flipped it across the dining table, and yelled "********!!! WHAT THE ******** IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ******** WHORE!". He ran into the living room, grabbed the cell phone from her, and smacked her with it repeatedly. When the mama bear fell on the floor, he kicked her in the ribs. She darted out the door, followed by papa bear, and after him, the baby bear.
A few minutes later, little Gloria, a.ka. "Golden Valley", wandered in to the Bears' house. "Anybody in here?" called Golden Valley. "I'll go half and half if I can stay here the night." Seeing nobody was inside, she walked in. As she meandered into the dining room, she cried out "HOLY ********!!! PORRIDGE!!!" She sat in the papa bear's chair, saw some of the porridge on the table, and tried some. She spat it out, and yelled "AGH!! THIS ONE'S TOO HOT!!!" Then she tried the mama bear's porridge. "WHAT THE ********!" NOW IT'S TOO ******** COLD!" Then she tried some of the baby bear's porridge. "There! That's the way you ******** do it." And then she ate the rest.
After she ate all the porridge, she got tired and went upstairs. She got in the papa bear's bed, and said "Agh! It's too hard." Then she flipped over the covers and said "Well, gee, no ********' wonder. It's hardened with c**!" Then she got in the mama bear's bed. "This one's too soft!" Then she saw some of the blood stains by the bed and said "Well, I'll be damned, this b***h is probably beaten into the bed so much, the springs are giving the ******** out." Then she went into the baby bear's room and then his bed. "It's about ********' time, she said, and fell asleep.
Soon after, the Bears came back home. The baby bear first, followed by the papa bear, who was dragging the mama bear by her hair. "HEY!" Yelled the papa bear. "WHAT IN THE ********!?!?" He slapped the baby bear across the face. "You little ********! You ate my porridge!" Then the mama bear yelled "Don't hit him, you ********! You threw it across the room!". "oh yeah" said the papa bear "... well who the ******** had some of your porridge?". "HOW THE ******** SHOULD I KNOW! I WASN'T IN HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY SMASHING MY FACE INTO THE FIRE HYDRANT TO EMBARASS THE ******** OUT OF ME OUTSIDE!" said the mama bear. Then the papa bear screamed "YOU LITTLE ********!!!!!". Then the baby bear said "HEY! Some ******** ate some a mah ********' porridge too!!" "Ok, everybody chill the ******** out!" Shouted the papa bear. "Alright, ******** the porridge, let's just go ********' sleep." The papa and mama bear went into their bedroom, and the baby bear went into his. "ALRIGHT, WHAT THE ******** IS HAPPENING HERE!?" Yelled the papa bear. "what the ******** is your problem now?" said the mama bear. "Some little s**t was sleeping in my bed!" said the papa bear. "How can you tell?" Asked the mama bear. "Because! Look at the c**! See! The hardened piece has some ********' cracks in it!" exclaimed the papa bear. "You know, it looks like there was some slut in my bed too!" said the mama bear. Then they went into the baby bear's room, finding him having sex with Golden Valley. "HEY, YOU ********! WHAT THE ********!!" called the papa bear, and he grabbed her by the hair and slammed it in the door, and then dragged her outside, and threw her in the gutter. THE END.

Report | 10/04/2009 4:29 pm

zandalza

hi austin
you f**!

Report | 09/24/2009 9:56 pm

VirusDragon828

You could give it all to your best friend Chalz...

Report | 08/27/2009 6:23 pm

VirusDragon828

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZtVxkxpLw0

Bet you wish you could pull off this s**t

Report | 08/23/2009 5:47 pm

VirusDragon828

Don't call me nasty. The game made the blood, I just made the music video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzPZJrnNjdk

Report | 08/18/2009 10:55 pm

dahara

no, i dont want to go to the cruefest2

Report | 08/16/2009 5:05 am

Asylum Teaparty

I'm bored. SPEAK WORDS

Report | 08/08/2009 9:04 am

Medivh_PL

so so ******** tru video games r better than EVERYTHING except 4 girls girls give u pussey

Report | 08/07/2009 4:40 pm

Medivh_PL

hey austin wat ur up to?? having a brake from wow??

Report | 08/05/2009 12:45 pm

VirusDragon828

WOuld you eat this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ptnxs0qVA

Report | 07/13/2009 7:27 am

VirusDragon828

I think it was funny

Report | 07/12/2009 4:37 pm

VirusDragon828

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZHkQs8TPdU

Don't you wish all training videos were like this?

Report | 07/12/2009 10:17 am

Liquid Love Gun

Happy early birthday, austin! you got to tell me something you want! I cant guarantee i can come monday, but i need to get you something nevertheless.

Report | 07/05/2009 9:08 am

VirusDragon828

HO...LY...s**t... I downloaded RollerCoaster Tycoon 3. I know, I know, it's kinda childish. But I just recorded some songs from my playlist, pasted them into the game, and did you know you can create your very own, customized fireworks display in the game? Music and everything? Yeah, you can. I just created the most ultimate fireworks show on the side of a mountain. WHAT NOW, BIZZNITCHES!!!!

Report | 07/03/2009 10:49 am

VirusDragon828

You know what's weird?

I was watching that Star Wars thing on Cartoon Network, and I realized if you look closely inside the Clonetrooper's bases, they all have porn on the walls. WTF?

Report | 06/14/2009 6:23 pm

dahara

nothing, im bored so i said "rape m o t h e r - f u c k e r"

Report | 06/14/2009 1:21 pm

dahara

rape ********

Report | 06/09/2009 3:59 pm

VirusDragon828

On PR, we (a group I ran into) decided to see who could make the nastiest story. This was the winner, as told by Nathan Hawk:

A talent show coordinator sat as his desk, sad, seeing that there were not that good of choices to pick from. He told the next person to come in. A family; a husband, a wife, a brother, a sister, a dog, and a cat, all come in. He doesn't expect much, so he says "you may begin". Once he said that, the father starting ******** the mother, the brother started ******** the sister, and the dog started ******** the cat. Then the father started ******** the sister, the mother on the brother, and the dog gave the cat oral sex. Then the father starting having butt sex with the brother, the dog started having butt sex with the mother, and the cat gave the sister oral sex. Then the father started having butt sex with the dog, the brother started ******** the cat, and the sister had oral sex with the mother. Then the father started taking a crap into the dog's mouth while it peed into the brothers a**, while the sister was taking a crap onto the cat, who was pissing into the mother's v****a. Then the father and the dog started 69ing, along with the cat and the mother, then the brother and the sister. Then the cat crapped into the father's mouth, the mother ate out of the dogs a**, and the sister stuck a straw into the brother's a**, and began sucking on the straw. Then the mother put on a strap-on, and they had a butt sex konga line starting with the father, then the mother, then the brother, then the dog, and then the cat, and paraded around the office, while the sister began fingering herself on the talent show coordinator's desk. When they had finished, the talent show coordinator said "Wow. That was the best act I have ever seen! What do you call your act?" and the father responded "We are The Aristocrats!"

It's not exactly, but that's what I remember of it... trust me, it was a lot longer.

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