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Report | 09/29/2012 1:09 pm

shadowedivinity

Yeah....

Report | 09/29/2012 1:03 pm

shadowedivinity

Okay, my friend was reading this book, and I ask her what she's reading. She responds straight faced, very serious, "I'm reading about a guy who raises miniature ponies for the blind.' I mean, the response was just so unexpected that it cracked me up and all I could imagine was this guy at some party saying,
"So what do you do?"
"I'm an astronaut."
"Yea? Well I raise miniature ponies for the blind. Top that b***h."

Report | 09/29/2012 12:56 pm

shadowedivinity

Okay, what about this one. It's an old joke between a friend and I, but I still think it's funny

I raise miniature ponies for the blind.
Top that, b***h.

Report | 09/29/2012 12:52 pm

shadowedivinity

I know, but isn't it a little funny or...is it just creepy?

Report | 09/29/2012 12:46 pm

shadowedivinity

Okay, I want a shirt that just says..

Recognize me?
You shouldn't. You're always asleep whenever I watch you.

Report | 09/29/2012 12:41 pm

shadowedivinity

I know, but I have fun with it. HEY! i THOUGHT OF A SHIRT IDEA!

Report | 09/29/2012 12:32 pm

shadowedivinity

I know. I should be ashamed of that story, but...i'm not because that was....THE BEST DAM DOG I'VE EVER MADE!

Report | 09/29/2012 12:31 pm

shadowedivinity

Sometimes I feel like I take a procrastination to an art form. Like the other day, when I didn't get an assignment done my teacher asked me what I did when I was supposed to be doing it. I told him I made a dog out of Popsicle sticks, I then pulled out said dog and barked at him with it. Sadly, that took me all day to make while the paper(when I did it) only took me five minutes.

Report | 09/29/2012 12:20 pm

shadowedivinity

I know, sorry. I'm just bad at procrastinating.

Report | 09/29/2012 12:07 pm

shadowedivinity

You know....i'm not getting any work on my paper. crying

Report | 09/29/2012 12:04 pm

shadowedivinity

iT'S LIKE TWO SIDES OF A COIN!!!! emotion_jawdrop

Report | 09/29/2012 11:57 am

shadowedivinity

Cool, I could never write short stories. I either freak myself out by saying that doesn't make since or put way too much detail in it.

Report | 09/29/2012 11:51 am

shadowedivinity

My stuff's usually paranormal like that. What about you? What do you write about?

Report | 09/29/2012 11:49 am

shadowedivinity

You thought I was a nut! blaugh Oh well, I get that a lot. One of the more serious things I've been doing lately is having this world that is split into two species basically people that are beasts at night and those that aren't. The ones that are beasts can be anything not just wolves, but they can't control what they do nor can they remember it. Unfortunately for them, they're beasts are also bloodthirsty.

Report | 09/29/2012 11:44 am

shadowedivinity

Yeah, most of the stories aren't this weird. This one was just for a friend's little sibling and I decided to have fun with it.

Report | 09/29/2012 11:38 am

shadowedivinity

Yeah, the story was about evil animals vs. nonevil animals. Sadly, the evil animals had an advantage because they had like no boundaries. 3nodding blaugh 3nodding

Report | 09/29/2012 11:34 am

shadowedivinity

Yeah, the best way that I've managed to kill off a character is to have a psychotic panda break into a space station, and plummet to earth which killed one character but not the panda. Oddly enough it made since in the story(at least in my mind it did)

Report | 09/29/2012 11:29 am

shadowedivinity

No seriously now I'm on a writing kick. I have tons of questions like why do my character's keep dying and...how can they die more. JK. rolleyes

Report | 09/29/2012 11:27 am

shadowedivinity

Yeah....and now I'm confused how to contact any publisher. You have any tips, it's always good to share some info. Also, I offered a trade with you just cause I wanted to get an achievement. See, boredom's productive.

Report | 09/29/2012 11:24 am

shadowedivinity

See, I didn't think so. My kind of general take for the first like three years of trying to get published was 'screw, you guys I'll do it myself' philosophy and that was before I submitted anything. Too many sob stories of rejection that I didn't want to submit.

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