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Report | 12/23/2007 5:46 pm

iR 3 T A R D

Since your person is a gurl, I think its suppose to be called `Fenixs Hoe or b***h Shak

Report | 12/18/2007 2:22 pm

AmonKnight

-rapes comment box-

Report | 12/17/2007 8:43 pm

Syobion

ALL YOUR PICS ARE SOOOO GREAT.

I"M SURE YOU"LL LIKE THIS ADDITION!!

Report | 12/16/2007 5:55 pm

Positives

<w<





Hay Cousin.



;D





Sup'?

Report | 12/13/2007 9:51 pm

Sein-mit-Hasse

You changed ur avi ;o

Coolness!! ;]

How have ya been ;D ?

Report | 12/13/2007 6:21 pm

Perverted Gurl-

hey

Report | 12/11/2007 10:03 pm

shinukilledyourmom

hey there, just going through the buddy list to say hi to everyone, make sure no one is forgotten..lol..how have you been doing? ^_^

Report | 12/11/2007 6:55 pm

Jak Inazuma

nice profile

Report | 12/11/2007 12:08 pm

AmonKnight

>._.< mew?

Report | 12/09/2007 11:39 pm

bluey22

Happy holidays every1.....

Report | 12/08/2007 5:39 pm

Mea0113

Report | 12/06/2007 1:31 pm

E Unfortunate

Thx anyways

Report | 12/06/2007 8:56 am

Wolf Apple

Guess Who?

Report | 12/05/2007 6:59 pm

iR 3 T A R D

May I have your attention please,

May I have your attention please,

Will the real Slim Santa please stand up.

I repeat will the real Slim Santa please stand up.

We're gonna have a problem here.



You all act like you've never seen Santa before,

Toys all over your floor, who the hell ya think brought them?

It wasn't your drunk dad or your mother that whore,

It was me and now I'm skinny and I'll tell you the score.

Its the return of Christmas but not the jolly fat elf,

my a** got so big I couldn't wipe it myself.

My doctor said, "Santa you've never looked worse, lose 200 pounds

or your heart's gonna burst."

Everybody loved me big and fat

ho-ho-ho,

Big a** Santa look at him walking around,

his belly like jelly, have some more eggnog.

They didn't give a *fuzz* if my arteries clogged,

So I said *fuzz* them and I joined a gym.

Started eatting low-fat cookies and drinking milk that was skim.

I lost so much weight I can see my candy cane,

and Mrs. Clause is happy I can *fuzz* her again.

(Your name is on my list) x2,

and if your nice, not naughty I might give you a little gift.

But here's a message for you if your a big fat slob,

If your gut is in the way your girl won't bobble your knob.

You can't expect a hoe to gobble your goo,

if you just sit there eatting twinkies,

watching Scooby Doo.

If you ain't nothing but chubby,

no girl wants a fat hubby, you'll end

up working construction.

Your love life lies in ruins and destruction,

by the time your 30 you'll be asking Santa for liposuction.

But if your thin you'll get seduction,

underneath the mistletoe.

Sing the chorus and it goes!



I'm Slim Santa, yes I'm the real Kringle.

All you fly girls like my balls cause they jiggle,

so won't the Real Slim Santa please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up.

Cause I'm Slim Santa, yes I'm the Saint Nick.

All you other fat Santa's can suck my fat *fuzz*,

so won't the Real Slim Santa please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up.



Ho-Ho-Ho I guess theres a Slim Santa in all of us.

On Donner on Blitzen lets get the *fuzz* out of here!

WEESSSTTTSIDEEEEE

Report | 12/05/2007 2:21 pm

Wakashan

Thanks. You like gaia towns don't you?

Report | 12/04/2007 6:46 pm

iR 3 T A R D

Dude, nice pro... xD

Report | 11/29/2007 4:39 pm

sxxameliaxxs

lmao love the pics

Report | 11/28/2007 9:11 pm

Lucrieta

*throws a taco at you*

Report | 11/28/2007 6:10 pm

moved to another acct

Omg! DINOSAUR!! RAWWWRRR!

BFF. <3

Report | 11/24/2007 3:29 pm

moved to another acct

:]

Alex is a furry in denial.

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