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Turbohammaren
-Serj Tankian-
Turbohammaren
I thought they sold tea bags.
I can take that respectivly because I know that people have likes and dislikes as ive said. I just tend to like there music




I dont really care how you take it. Milk or with sugar, I do not give a ********]

Turbohammaren meets himself from the past in a necroed thread:
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Turbohammaren
Turbohammaren
I dont have myspace. ninja



Now you do because you ******** sold out.


Turbohammaren
Turbohammaren
After I read some ******** poseurs myspace account, about how he/she was oh so ******** brilliant. I have not ventured on myspace. My myspace account would be full of, how much of a t**t I am. Like the total opposite.



...and self owned.


mirkwood raven
FaultyClockwork
If I typed the image tags, and then in between them pasted what I have copied, this post would have boobs in it.
One of the strangest things ive ever read.


owentheyo
Ix_xI
He's asking to post the bands that you guys can't live without, not bashing the band he can't live without.

Jesus ******** Christ. CoB is an overrated band, but you guys are just ******** arrogant and inconsiderate assholes about it.

neutral
Welcome to the metal forum. A collective of people with granite skin and a gooey marshmallow centre.


BK Crown
My Corpse Paint Covers My Down Syndrome.


BK Crown
Ihsahn: Rob, stop undressing me with your eyes..
Rob: BUT I MUST!


FaultyClockwork
I don't know any good songs. Infact I don't even listen to music. I photoshopped my last.fm chart and I just hang around and make sarcastic comments.


The Melancholy Spirit
Harvested Sorrow
Ehh...here's the way I view it: If you want to cut yourself on stage, fine. Know your limits on how many times you can cut yourself and where before it becomes critical. If you don't realize those limits: At least have some balls, bleed to death, and try to say it was a bad-assed suicide that was ******** metal instead of "Uhhhh...I cut myself one too many times on accident, I'm a dumbass..." xp


Haha, the dude from Enochian Crescent did the same thing, and Ihshan and crew refused to go on stage afterwards because of the blood hahaha.



FaultyClockwork
Revengeance
FaultyClockwork
Revengeance
Motorhead is a faggoty band?

I don't recall any of the band members being gay; matter of fact, I've been told Lemmy has had sex more times than anyone can count.


A mathematician once tried to calculate how many times Lemmy has had sex and his head exploded.

Right before that, his p***s commited sucide.

Or are you refering to some other guy? domokun


His p***s didn't just commit suicide. It severed itself from his body and wilted.


FaultyClockwork
Shintula Luciferia
FaultyClockwork
Shintula Luciferia
Uhm..

surprised



TAAKE

/Thread over.[/
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You fail at tags.


Suck my balls. mad

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I don`t have balls. sad


Pwned again.


Bland v2.0
"I didnt say I wanted to kill him. I just said I wanted to brutally maim and torture him to the point of him dying."


BK Crown
If I had X-Ray specs (which I do and I stare at vaginas all day long)





What is metal?:
FaultyClockwork
ItachiUchiha29
all metal is is screaming and really fast guitar rythms and licks so really fast drumming that when u here it u cant resist but to scream HELL YEAH!


Green Carnation totally has that effect on me.



B-rad777
I've been wondering how many types of metal there is.

I'll start with Sytem of A Down BYoB(Explicit Version), that would be Thrasher Metal.


Our Pale Companion
Beyond Within
Blind Guardian not mainstream? eek

A lot of the big bands get discussion. It's just that most regulars here have already expressed their opinions on these bands and know each others. With a lot of these bands there isn't much more that can be said that hasn't already been said. It's more fun to discuss the lesser known bands.

Correction, it gains more "kvlt metuhl reg" points to assrape the next person that discovers an "omg avant-garde undergroundz" band and cause the forum to contract that band like an STD.

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Also known as Eden

Report | 10/04/2007 3:37 am

Also known as Eden

heys old buddy, we still have a guild we own in common. Should we do anything about it?
Necr0lust

Report | 08/15/2007 5:41 pm

Necr0lust

Nice sig, but remember: The JEW.S.ov.A is nearly as bad as AIDS-land >___>
KingDiamond

Report | 08/14/2007 2:52 pm

KingDiamond

b***h GIVE ME YOUR JEW GOLD... and I might let you have some of mein third reich gold.
hatsu-miiyo

Report | 07/05/2007 11:51 am

hatsu-miiyo

I looooooove teh quotes on your profile... AND THE ATHEIST VIDEO. <3
BK Crown

Report | 06/09/2007 10:09 pm

BK Crown

Faulty, I have a confession to make.











I'm black.
BK Crown

Report | 06/04/2007 2:52 am

BK Crown

You gonna get raped.
SaucylittlePasta

Report | 06/03/2007 6:20 pm

SaucylittlePasta

you metalhead. you went poof for almost a month
now i'm emo
i'll cut you
then i'll cut myself
My Hollow

Report | 05/25/2007 9:10 pm

My Hollow

Wait Just a cotton pickin minute. What did you call me thar!?
My Hollow

Report | 05/23/2007 8:42 pm

My Hollow

Not much F-izzle. Pimpin mah hoez. You?

4laugh domokun 4laugh
My Hollow

Report | 05/14/2007 5:55 pm

My Hollow

Commenting because i am bored out of my skull.

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