About
-When the devil is too busy-
-And death's a bit too much-
-They call on me, by name, you see-
-For my special touch-
-To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune-
-To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize-
-But call on me by any name-
-Any way, it's all the same-
-I'm the fly in your soup-
-I'm the pebble in your shoe-
-I'm the demon in your bed-
-I'm the bump on every head-
-I'm the peel on which you slip-
-I'm the pin in every hip-
-I'm the thorn in your side-
-Makes you wriggle and writhe-
-And it's so easy when you're evil-
-This is the life, you see-
-The devil tips his hat to me-
-I do it all because I'm evil-
-And I do it all for free-
-Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need-
-It gets so lonely, being evil-
-What I'd do to see a smile
-Even for a little while-
-No one loves you when you're evil-
-I'm lying through my teeth-
-Your tears are all the comforting I need-
[The REAL "About me" part:]
[I'm in a committed relationship with a wonderful man]
[I don't have much patience, but I'm easily distracted. Not by shiny stuff. I'm a cat, not a ferret.]
[I babble a lot. This is your one warning.]
[I've been on Gaia since December of 2003, and I met my best friend (The LJ) on here years ago.]
[But I haven't spent much time on here in years. When I have been here, I've mostly been lurking]
[I curse. I've been known to make a few sailors blush when I'm angry. I make no apologies for this.]
[Anyhow. That's about all you get here. You want more? Talk to me!]
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