Lies about me
People call me Shawn. I have no idea why.First and foremost: I like anime and the Japanese culture, and if that makes me a weaboo, you can go fall from a high place.
I am currently seventeen (Subject to change) And was born September 30, 1991. I think that's the year of the Sheep, but to be honest I don't really give a damn.
If you're still reading this, you clearly must want to know more about me.
I play a lot of video games, and watch a fair amount of anime. And no, I'm not repulsive to look at. That's merely a generalization to which I don't apply.
I'm a huge fan of Phantasy Star Online, and I expect any others to contact me in some way.
Most people think me mad. They're right.
My mind has been made immune to shock thanks to /b/'s gore threads and the Pain Olympics. I do not, under any circumstances, recommend viewing any of them.
Oh yeah, I laughed at 2girls1cup.
Also, I do manga doodles.
I have a huge thing for writing music, which I do frequently. I'm pretty much unable to play most of it now, thanks to my ******** finger.
My AIM name is T1ki T0rch. Don't ask unless you want to hear a long-winded story involving Halo 2 and mispronunciations. And even if you do ask, I'm not going to tell you.
Also, there are certain rules in my life that other people could be enlightened by. Or revolted by. I really don't care.
1. If you buy what you see on TV, die.
2. ADHD is a blessing in disguise.
3. Rule #4 is false.
4. Rule #3 is a ******** c**t.
5. There should be a prison for stupid people.Stupid people should be flown into the sun.
6. Stephen Colbert should be president.
7. Stand-up comedians are the third most nationally-beneficial occupation.
8. Keep your goddamn emo whining to yourself.
9. Everybody should take a cooking class in high school. That way, you won't all completely suck.
10. Go outside. Talk to people.
And, at this point, I can't think of much else to say, lest the people who want me dead find this profile. There's plenty of 'em now.
Thanks, /b/.
You'll comment my profile.
That is not a request.
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How am I supposed to get ahold of you now >:[?
That would be really ****** retarded.
You are Captain King.
Auro is a stalker.
and you are Captain King.
And why am I doing this?
Also, I could sure use some elemental hair if you are still besieged by fortuitous e-wealth. I want to enter this avatar in the arena as soon as I save up enough e-riches for the hair and other e-"stolen-paraphernalia".
P.S. Supersize Me hath been Supersized.