About

Well, I'm a Mexican-American woman from San Juan, Texas. That's deep south Texas for those who want to know. I'm currently in college, going for my associates degree in history. I plan to teach at the university or collegiate level someday. I love music, art, drawing, reading, tv, movies, animals, anime, and manga. I also hope to learn how to play guitar and piano someday. I'm starting to get into lowriders (well, reading about them, that is) and I am nice person, albeit a little on the shy side. If you wanna get to know me better, please feel free to email me or send me a PM.

"A man was drowing in the ocean, and a boat was sent to help him. He sent the boat away saying 'God will save me.'
A helicopter was sent to help him, he sent the helicopter away saying, 'God will save me'
A whale swam along, spoke to the man, and offored to help him, and he sent the whale away saying 'God will save me.'

He died.

In the afterlife, he spoke to God and said, 'Why didn't you save me?' God replied, 'What are you on about? I sent a boat, I sent a helicopter, I even sent a freaking talking whale...'

Moral: I'm pretty sure God didn't give us brains and hands just for us to waste them asking for him to solve our problems for us."

Albert Einstein quotes:

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind"

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

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Spell Caster Night

Report | 01/25/2008 3:13 pm

Spell Caster Night

hey its the owner of night spell caster saying hey
The Human Pillow

Report | 09/12/2007 10:51 am

The Human Pillow

*Pokes more*
yoalyssa

Report | 08/01/2007 8:25 am

yoalyssa

weird video
The Human Pillow

Report | 07/25/2007 1:58 am

The Human Pillow



Blarghity Poke Poke!
Eternally_Edwards

Report | 07/19/2007 4:11 pm

Eternally_Edwards

Ello! How have you been?
Damitboy01

Report | 07/10/2007 11:48 am

Damitboy01

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xxWhitePrincessxx

Report | 06/13/2007 9:01 am

xxWhitePrincessxx

thanx so dose urs User Image
Kellen Natsworthy

Report | 06/12/2007 4:00 am

Kellen Natsworthy

I like monkeys.







The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that



odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to



look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.







I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His



name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really



bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.



Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.







I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new



environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at



high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the



spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.







Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:



they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.



Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn



cheap monkeys.







I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my



room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked



like I had 200 throw rugs.







I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.



Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.







I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for



a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real



bad.







I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want



to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.







I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately



there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change



them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so



it didn't all go bad.







I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to



extinguish the fire.







Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in



my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor



wasn't improving.







I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the



bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.







I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't



allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet



one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the



frozen ones.







I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My



friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like



them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in



the genitals.







I like monkeys
orchorde

Report | 06/03/2007 4:14 pm

orchorde

heh your welcome
Vhnori

Report | 06/01/2007 9:38 am

Vhnori

q onda, me encanto tu profile, me enseñas a hacer el mio algo parecido?