Birthday: 12/30
a guy and a girl were speeding 100mph on a motorcycle girl:slow down im scared guy:no this is fun girl:no its not its to scary guy:then tell me you love me girl:I love you,slow down guy:now give me a big hug.she gave him a hug.guy:can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself its bothering me.in the newspapper the next day:a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.two people were on it only one survived.the truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks where broken he didn't want the girl to know.instead he had herhug him and tell him she loved him one last time.then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant he would die.if you fell the same way for the person you love put this on your profile.
i hate it when ppl r so damn racist:A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
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Don't laugh at this! Just do it!
I've done this 3 different times and every time within anhour
my wish comes true!!!
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My best friend did this and wished for a promotion and she got the call this morning and she got a promotion!!!
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby, and you all know what happened (approx. 9 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Start thinking something you really really want, 'cause this is
astounding... the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought 'what the heck'.'
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He will grant you one wish.
MAKE YOUR WISH WHEN THE COUNT DOWN IS OVER.
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NOW SEND THIS TO 10PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DON'T,
YOUR WISH WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE!
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