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About me huh? Hmmmm let's see... *deafening silence followed by more deafening silence.* Yeah I got nothing creative to say so why don't we start with the basics?

Most people who know me on gaia, unless they know my real name, call me Desi, my RP name. Like Desi, I'm a single white female, *bursts into song: Looking for that special lover! To put it in a nutshell:; a one-man woman who doesn't want no other. Oh you never can tell, she just might be your dream come true. A single white female, is looking for a man like you!* Sorry, random country moment... sweatdrop Anyways, I stand at 5'4", carrying a weight of 118 lbs, with freakishly pale skin with a light dusting of freckles on my nose and shoulders. I have russet red hair that sits just above my shoulders and is layered to flip out at the ends. I have emo bangs (but I swear to god if anyone calls me emo I will beat them with a limp noodle. I am not part of that teenage plague by any stretch of the imagination!) hanging infront of my left eye; I have emerald green eyes. All in all, I guess I'm pretty cute in a very girl-next-door-but-with-sass, kind of way. I'm in grade 10 in the "accelerated" program; a fancy name for people who actually pay a decent amount of attention and get good grades in class. Um a year younger than everyone in my grade, thus I get to play the role of everyone's lil sister. I get picked on the most by the group, but if anyone picks on me, God be with them, or Victor will gouge their eyes out with a rusty spork! Beware the spork bearing army man... ninja

Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance, dance, dance, and I dance dance dance!

And enough with the radom cat dancing! Moving right along! *Moves along and trips over her untied shoelaces.* And this is why velcro was invented, for losers like me who don't have enough patience to tie a damn shoelace! Yeah, patience may be a virtue, but it certainly isn't one of mine. However, I have an amazing tolerance level. Anyone care to explain to me how that works? I also have a short attention span which is causing me to jump right into the picture part of my profile. My brain is telling me to continue on my pointless rant and my will power is saying "F*** this noise I quit!" And you can't argue with the "will of the power", so I will indeed f*** this noise and move right along without tripping on my laces this time! And this concludes our educational broadcast, barf bags will be provided at the exits. Thank you for choosing boring-as-hell-and-pointless-as-non-toxic-paint productions!
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who0op

Report | 11/24/2008 4:12 pm

who0op

Happy birthday! It's your bday, right?
michael_52

Report | 03/28/2008 10:32 pm

michael_52

whats up
Bridget Evermore

Report | 03/26/2008 8:00 pm

Bridget Evermore

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Bridget Evermore

Report | 03/19/2008 11:24 pm

Bridget Evermore

DESI CHAN!!! ;3
Bridget Evermore

Report | 03/16/2008 9:11 pm

Bridget Evermore

Just figured I'd let you know in case you didn't know..



YOU ROCK!! ;D
unusedten

Report | 01/21/2008 10:58 pm

unusedten

It's been awhile Desi chan =D
Xx69EyesxX

Report | 11/21/2007 7:28 am

Xx69EyesxX

Lolly pop, lolly pop, lolly lolly lollypop! rofl
Xx69EyesxX

Report | 10/14/2007 6:18 pm

Xx69EyesxX

You can't say she looks whorish now! She looks like a genie/gypsy/angel/mage/warlock thing! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ziopheth

Report | 09/08/2007 7:28 am

ziopheth

...Sorry it's been so long... I've been stressed....
Dark Princess Rain

Report | 08/16/2007 2:36 pm

Dark Princess Rain

I just do...

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