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Why hello there, ladies and gentlemen, (But mostly ladies~ ;D) and welcome to my profile. This is the classified, secret agent record of me, Dylan S. Fiddleworth, for Her Majesty's personal reference. But don't get the wrong idea, now. Just because the Queen has 24/7 access to my personal information, doesn't mean I'm not single and available. ;O I am very available. Anyway, one can only see the barest facts one can easily find out anyway here, unless one is the Queen, for reasons of security. We use a special ink for the secret information.

Name: Dylan Siegmund Fiddleworth
Place of Birth: Shropshire, England
Date of Birth: November 14th, 1850
Age: Claims he's 25. Records show he's 30.
Gender: Male
Usual means of communication: Sends messages to other agents through his bat, Karloff, or delivers in person. Very distrustful of middlemen.
Past: He was made a secret agent after he was killed in a duel over a woman and came back mysteriously as a vampire. He was a doctor before he died and knew a good deal about poisons and remedies. He was physically fit from scaling all sorts of attractive young ladies' walls to serenade them under their balconies, too, and well read after studying all that poetry and literature to impress women. He only needed a bit of polishing up to be an excellent secret agent. The best part was that everybody thought he was dead, making him hard to trace. Eager to begin his new job, (Spies attract women, right?) he was expecting a dangerous job soaked deep in European politics, intrigue, action, and women. What he got was...
Current Assignment: This is Mr. Fiddleworth's first assignment. He is to rehome and work closely with poor British orphans who are being mutated at birth. He is to investigate in big industries to see if pollution and negligent practices are the cause of this strange genetic disease. The job involves few to no interesting women, little danger, and little risk.

This is the end of all public information.

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Maurelle

Report | 07/28/2008 5:12 am

Maurelle

A most interesting profile you have yourself, dear sir
kotaline

Report | 12/23/2007 5:03 pm

kotaline

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Lady Eustacia

Report | 09/24/2007 6:43 pm

Lady Eustacia

I User Image YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hallo ladies. ;D

Gentleman-licious mule of the Children of the Sea breedable pet shop.

Bring a mutant home to-day!