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A man, very simple when first looked at. He is actually very not-simple (Complicated, you ********!) when you dig deeper than his skin, fat, muscle, and organs. Digging this deep, you'll find bones. Now, of course, everyone has bones and this is not shocking to most people born in America but these bones should be shocking; these are werewolf bones. (Duhn duhn duhnnn...)
Besides the werewolf bones, this man is normal. He craves the attention of the elderly, only for the opportunity to throw them into oncoming traffic. His stomach tingles when he watches animals with short tempers unleash their anger on the industrial world they are forced to live in by attacking children younger than 5.
Currently, this man is busy researching the perfect way to combine the greatness of both the modern Sandwich and the modern Burrito, much like Janitor brought together Knifes and Wrenches world wide. (Knife-Wrench, for kids!)
Besides all the above, he is often caught sitting at home watching reruns of Scrubs and cage fighting. He loves writing, talking to internet friends, and shooting herione. His hair is short, and his sideburns as bushy; as his face is also ugly. Just talk to him, he's no-longer infectious.
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MASTODON - BURNING MAN
Coals under foot burst into flames
Become the earth's ashes
Remain
Awaiting sand
A Burning Man
Approach the door where I place blame
Take the first step
Cleansing my shame
Awaiting sand
A Burning Man
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