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I am Will. Yes yes I know. There are many ways to make fun of my name. 'Fire at Will!!' 'Where there's a Will, there's a way, unless you're Will.. then you're gay' 'free Willy'ENOUGH!
...anyway. I'm an oddity among you minor earthlings. I actually come a galaxy far far away.
It's called 'Oregon'. For some inexplicable reason, no one can actually pronounce it correctly. AND YES. before you ask, my milkshake DOES bring all the boys to the yard. -looks around- what? I make a damn good banana chocolate milkshake, OKAY!?! Geez. You'd think I just made a reference to pop culture that made me sound like a hermaphrodite, or something.
So I am here to educate you poor fools.
This is about me, bizitch:
mi palabra favorito de español: Solo si quieres muerer!
ninjablu
Muffins. I love Muffins. Contrary to popular belief, Muffins have a use in combat. Or Practical jokes. The thing is, they must be Costo Muffins because those are the only ones bigger than my hand.
Muffins Muffins Muffins. But not egg McMuffins, Becuase those are Copyrighted.
And of course, they must follow the Muffin Code Of Conduct:
1. They can do whatever I want
2. Muffins can not be poisonous.
3. You shall love them.
4. Yes, I have made rules for Muffins.
5. There is no Fine Print or Legal Documentation for any of this. ^^
Plus, Muffins can be used against God-Modders.
Scenraio:
-I chuck a Muffin.-
he uses his two handed sword to cut muffin in Half With blinding speed. He shouts out, "Is that all you got!?!?!"
-"You have just beat the s**t out of a Muffin. Do you feel godly?"-
Muffins have many uses! Because I say so. Dammit.
Muffins Muffins Muffins. But not egg McMuffins, Becuase those are Copyrighted.
And of course, they must follow the Muffin Code Of Conduct:
1. They can do whatever I want
2. Muffins can not be poisonous.
3. You shall love them.
4. Yes, I have made rules for Muffins.
5. There is no Fine Print or Legal Documentation for any of this. ^^
Plus, Muffins can be used against God-Modders.
Scenraio:
-I chuck a Muffin.-
he uses his two handed sword to cut muffin in Half With blinding speed. He shouts out, "Is that all you got!?!?!"
-"You have just beat the s**t out of a Muffin. Do you feel godly?"-
Muffins have many uses! Because I say so. Dammit.
Modern Day Geniuses:
qualifications: alive and doing something damn good/cool
-Neil Gaiman
-the author of the Bone comic book series
-Miyazaki
-Matt Groening
-Frank Abagnale
-Ray Bradbury
-Storm Large
-Steven King (This one is given begrudgingly.)
-Phillip K. d**k
-Joss Whedon
-Anyone who has recieved any Nobel Prize, in anything.
Send me more names!!!!
my friend drew some avi art for me. I may actually be taller than her (and have a bigger hat... wait. where are my swords!?!), but thou shalt give respect! Cretin! (but... when did we become best friends?...?)
This one is so very, very true.
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Be forewarned; if the above post somehow results in you thinking me god, it will only go straight to my ego.
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