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Hi I'm Captain Ryan. I was born in raised in Atlantis. As a kid I was bangin' mermaids left and right. Once my gills evolved into lungs I moved to Florida, where you need gills to breath through the humidity anyway. I spend most of my teen hood on myspace pickin' up trendy tang. I have a best friend. His name is Rust4y. He's mah bro4ev. Now, I spend most of my time slaying dragons at the Tampa International Mall. And hanging out with the faggots on my top friends. I also enjoy riding around town with Alanna in our spaceships. I've got a custom made Blues Clues decal on the front. I wear my Marc Jacob stunna shades ERRWHERE. But anyway, enough of my bragging. I'm a happy guy, not to mention I've got a 40 yarder, which can spray 50 seamen 14 feet. Which I inherited from my father, who was infact a dolphin.
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