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You try to be the white text guy, but fail to be the white text guy. No one can be the white text guy except for the white text guy.

The white text guy is known as Doc Scratch.

He is an officer of an indestructible demon known as Lord English. His job is to pave the way for the arrival of his master, who will be summoned upon the termination of the universe. He has worked at this task for many centuries, and will continue to do so until THE GREAT UNDOING.

Scratch is Alternia's FIRST GUARDIAN. Every planet destined for intelligent life has such an entity meant to protect it, and facilitate the planet's ultimate purpose. A first guardian is typically almost as old as the planet itself, and each has a unique, circuitous origin through the knots of paradox space. They can be born into a great diversity of forms, though they all share a common, especially potent genetic sequence. The code grants them near omnipotence, and when merged with a host of great intelligence, near omniscience as well.

What will he do?

It's up to him. All we can do is stand here.

And watch.

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gamers unite Report | 03/09/2014 12:59 pm
H3H34N3NYN3 YU0R H34D L00K57H L1K3 4N 4N4L 834D 4H3H3H3
#W3LK1NGF 53X 70Y #WHWH745 UP W17H 7H47?? #R0LL 4UD31NC3 4PPL14U53/L4UGH73R
SYLQIE Report | 03/09/2014 12:11 pm
HELLO, SCRATCH. I AM GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE STILL AROUND, SUCH AS YOU ARE.
EnigmaofMadness Report | 06/25/2012 1:02 am
:33> *AC waves hello to the strange man with a smile*
JonnyDragonicorn Report | 05/11/2012 3:45 pm
*AHEM* Mr. Vanilla Milkshake.

I like your avi. Very creative and Doc Scratch is probably my favorite character. Mostly because of his suit and conversational manner.
catastrophicCarnival13 Report | 08/04/2011 3:11 pm
HoNk!
Gamzee Report | 09/22/2010 2:40 pm
hEy HeY dOc BrO wHaTs ******** ShAkiN?
That Pompous Bard Report | 09/22/2010 2:40 pm
You are fantastic Mister White text guy

Sir
Spades Slick Report | 09/21/2010 7:51 pm
>SS: Put the cards down.

You're kidding, right? Just because some all knowing jackass with a glowing head tells you to put these down doesn't mean that you'll listen.

Nobody is the boss of you. NOBODY.

Besides, he's wearing green. That fact alone is giving you the urge to shower this pompous dipshit with RAZOR SHARP ACES.

tohru wada Report | 09/21/2010 5:23 pm
Ohmygoodness it's the White Text guy! ...Doc Scratch...but White Text Guy sounds cooler. Neat!
Vriska Serket Report | 09/19/2010 1:06 am
Oh f8ck, I thought you didn't want to play with me anym8re........ I w8s hoping it would stay that way

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