About
I eat, work, sleep, program, ********, drink, smoke, and enjoy myself regardless what any commercial tries to convince me is bad; I really don't have the desire to listen to pre-written en parentis loci "testaments" from misguided fools backed by the hands of a corporation with equally skewed perspectives fuelled by the desire to cram their already overstuffed pockets with absurdly large wads of cash. I make my own choices based on what I know to be true and accurate.
I also have 2 sites that I maintain:
http://www.idbeholda.tk
http://www.temple-of-transgression.tk
Every GOP administration since 1952 has let the Military-Industrial Complex loot the Treasury and plunge the nation into debt on the excuse of a wartime economic emergency. Richard Nixon comes quickly to mind, along with Ronald Reagan and his ridiculous 'trickle-down' theory of U.S. economic policy. If the Rich get Richer, the theory goes, before long their pots will overflow and somehow 'trickle down' to the poor, who would rather eat scraps off the Bush family plates than eat nothing at all. Republicans have never approved of democracy, and they never will. It goes back to preindustrial America, when only white male property owners could vote.
-Hunter S. Thompson-
Also, if you enjoy making fun of Scientology:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10357921&page=1
WALL OF IDIOTS
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2Cute2BeReal
sally77
General_Hoth
adamkh (can i have your kiki for 12 box) [sic] && WTF O.o
Vallie~Beybeh
Flower.Rose
gonrosie2112
FANTASY_LIFE_101
wweapril
gaara-10
1k-MAFIA
Dj_Lonely_boi
[koopa]_in_here]
i love halo 2
dominiqa
soprinc3ss3
pdragonskale
Semplice
White ninga
sammix
Deku_Tree_Spirit
candy-upside
Katelyn1234
GrenadeX <<< Attempted Scamming
sweet water angel
Lil Yumi
I_Am_The_Chosen_1 <<< Attempted Scamming
zlovebabi <<< Begging/Attempted Scamming
puppy_girl_123
lots.of.gold <<< Says he'll give me 4 gold for my kiki. Yeah... I'll hop right on that offer.
why do you like me <<< Begging for donations: I don't donate.
Devilish_demon25
candy.sushi <<< Attempted Scamming
Naruto (REAL) <<< Multiple Begging
megadeath721
IC-E KILLA <<< Begging/Sob Story.
Please, spare me. I can watch those on Jerry Springer.
micky147
aznboy4
HotSk8ter
aileen-friends4ever <<< Begging/Attempted Scamming
[H.O.P.E.] <<< Begging/"I'm an a*****e for not giving away free s**t"
horse_luvr~3 <<< Begging/"I'm an a*****e for not giving away free s**t"
zutixcrusnik <<< Begging/"I'm an a*****e for not giving away free s**t"
John_x_Kang <<< Begging/"I'm an a*****e for not giving away free s**t"
angelgurl136 <<< Begging/"I'm an a*****e for not giving away free s**t"
ChaosGoddess <<< Begging/"I'm an a*****e for not giving away free s**t"
Do we see a pattern here, folks? The more that you beg, the more you get shamed.
xXMessengerOfDeathXx <<< I don't trade for an item that costs less than what I'm selling.
big ace
dj_babygiul <<< Begging, but this time, it's apparently my c**k. [hey do u have a gf in this game if u dont then can i be your bf]
RedEyedGoten <<< Begging, but since it's him, it doesn't count.
Geever <<< I still won't trade for an item that costs less than what I'm selling.
secertsparkles10 <<< Begging/Price Lowering
rodby <<< Begging. See RedEyedGoten.
NightmareOmega <<< Begging me for an item they already have at least 6 of.
Riku-dark soul <<< Offering A Ridiculously Low Price. Why *MAKE* money when I can *LOSE* money instead. What a marvelous idea!/"You should add yourself to your own wall of idiots"... I shall indeed.
Kali713 <<< Begging for an item they already have.
Magma warrior <<< See Riku-dark soul
davey javey <<< Begging for donations.
april security officer <<< Attempted Scamming
Banning. Management. <<< Attempted Scamming
Admjnistrator <<< Attempted Scamming
banning automated system <<< Attempted Scamming
M.O.D. NEW System <<< Attempted Scamming. This one was creative by using official looking gaia pics hosted on photobucket. I feel so special.
[juggalotus] <<< Another lucrative offer of 5000gp for the momo.
Rosalina from NBB <<< Begging after she sent a random PM saying "Thanks for the GOLD" and I responded with "What are you talking about?". "can i plece have the dog plece plece plece plece plece plece plece
crying crying crying crying crying crying crying "
[Crazed-Kingdom] <<< Begging
itachifan91 <<< Attempted Scamming
`adm.investigator` <<< Attempted Scamming
madman246 <<< Begging
[p-o-d-e-d] <<< Attempted Scamming
star36 <<< Begging/Apparently, I'm so hot that an offer had to be made regarding my gwee. Did I forget to mention that I'm hot? I also have crabs.
RaiBlade X <<< Attempted Scamming
Miss-Flasre-Flash <<< Begging/Attempted Scamming. I don't care how many weddings you're going to, you're *NOT* "borrowing" anything on my avatar.
hilary_duff #1 <<< Begging/Attempted Scamming. Similar to above entry.
Eagles_Fan101 <<< Ultrabegging. Because half of time it appeared his capslock key was stuck.
bankotsu the demon slayer <<< Begging
tremic <<< Begging
adim 123 <<< Begging
Zzz` <<< Begging
The previous 3 entries were added *LITERALLY* in less than a 4 minute period after putting some coco's up.
Dark Devil Dude 3 <<< Begging/Donation Whining
lil_foo1221 <<< Begging/Donation Whining
fairy of love12345 <<< Begging/Donation Whining
kai Qiao <<< Begging/Donation Whining
coolyo655 <<< Begging/Donation Whining
I know I'm not the only one that reads this wall, as I recieved 4 other pm's en masse about how funny this stuff is. Seriously, you retards need to start reading my store policy and profile.
Account-Investigator <<< Attempted Scamming. If it has the word "investigator" in it, then it *MUST* be a "gaia official" [sic].
tiduswad <<< Begging/Donation Whining
Since some of you still don't seem to understand what's going on here, those of you that violate my store policy, I will not only add you to The Wall Of Idiots, but I will also be putting you on my ignorelist, and updating the usernames. How does that sound?
dragon of blood <<< Begging
guitarman13 <<< Attempted Scamming
Again with the stupidity. I have decided to take this list another step in the right direction. I will be patrolling profiles at random, and if you are seen begging on *ANY* profiles, you will be pre-emptively added to The Wall Of Idiots so others will know of your misdeeds. If you would like me to patrol your profile for n00bs, please pm me with the subject header "They're coming for you!"
~ninjacutie~ <<< Profile/Comment Begging
moldy kiwi <<< Profile/Comment Begging
lost_boi_siggy <<< Profile/Comment Begging
orangekitty23 <<< Profile/Comment Begging
cuteprincess77 <<< Profile/Comment Begging
Pinkhairbabydoll <<< Profile/Comment Begging
Chibi Avery <<< Profile/Comment Begging
Paagal786 <<< Profile/Comment Begging
Cecile93 <<< Profile/Comment Begging
SwEeT_aS_SuGaR13 <<< Profile/Comment Begging
noelle-san <<< Profile/Comment Begging
Normal_kid45 <<< Profile/Comment Begging
raven5216 <<< Profile/Comment Begging
CheerBaby223 <<< Profile/Comment Begging
Edward=FullSmexyAlchemist <<< Profile/Comment Begging
CallMePrincess911 <<< Profile/Comment Begging
kellylugrape <<< Begging
Baby grl101 <<< Ridiculous Offer
Grimmjow #6 <<< Begging/Donation Whining.
soma-cruz1V <<< Begging. I don't care if your "account was hacked" A significant number of pm's I get use this excuse. Keep a tighter reign of security regarding your password.
The-Safety-Support-Team <<< Attempted Scamming. Seriously, I'm not that retarded.
As for the developers of gaia, since you've done us all a favor by getting rid of the friends@gaia thing (saved me a LOT of spam since), how about implementing some form of content filtering when pms are generated? Specifically the phrases "Dear %username%", "If you do not respond", "you have been suspected of", "email address", "username" and "password". I know that may be a little too strict, but it will seriously mow down a lot of bullshit.
Uchiha_Mizuki <<< Read my store policy, I no longer do item to item trading.
PDM <<< Same as above.
Prince of Chi-Town <<< See above entrant.
Arcahnid_21 <<< Begging. The gold required to get a brown magical giftbox can be generated in a ridiculously short timespan.
Candy_FoFo <<< Donation Whining. No pm, just a trade with "donations please?". Since I'm not a charity, I'll gladly trade you nothing for nothing, since I'll only be gaining gold for browsing.
InsanityChaos <<< Attempted Scamming. "Trust Test" my a**. You're not getting my kiki. In fact, for ignoring common sense, you get to be on here twice.
I~Kadaj~I <<< See Self-Pwn listed above. This appears to be his main account.
rose1994 <<< Begging
Yuri G. <<< Begging/"Advice Dispensing". Sorry, I don't need "advice" from someone fresh out of high school, and you and your bf still are not getting the coco.
Yari G. <<< Sorry, pre-emptive measure/guilt by association.
Mika Vandalay <<< I don't do item trading. Read the store policy.
rpmaniac42390 <<< Yes, I like porn. Not gaia porn. And especially not underage gaia porn from fruitcakes like yourself. Please, go whore somewhere else.
[Enchanted_Pixie] <<< Begging/Sob Story. What's particularly interesting about her sob story, is that her sister is supposedly in the hospital having some sort of lung surgery. While this may be wholly unremarkable, this would be the 4th sob story on almost the exact same line that I've heard in the past week. I let the first 3 others slide. But not you, oh-garden-slug. For you, today will be a day that lives in infamy.
The Monkeys Jester <<< Begging. Putting "Not A Beg!" in the subject header and then asking me for donations does not make it any less of a beg.
Happy--Monkey--Matthew <<< Begging... repeatedly.
yapeng27 <<< Comment Begging.
black_rider_chick <<< Attempted Scamming. Also, it is of interest to note that she agreed to orally consume one of my next bowel movements. No-Bake Cookie City, here we come. Now if only they would release a wax paper item.
Mami-Boricua <<< Begging/Donating Whining.
cominorice <<< Attempted Scamming
The_Miko_Kikyou <<< Attempted Scamming
The previous two attempted scams arrived in my inbox literally within seconds of each other, each with the same "offer".
headpenguin <<< Pre-emptive measure.
Sk8er_Angel_434 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
imagayfariy <<< Pre-emptive measure.
rone4455 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
DimitriGibbons <<< Pre-emptive measure.
kifahiskool <<< Pre-emptive measure.
smiley1296 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
spkl <<< Pre-emptive measure.
cool alex <<< Pre-emptive measure.
shippo007 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
spyderboy2.0 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
blue_babe_angel <<< Pre-emptive measure.
khmer cat <<< Pre-emptive measure.
soulstiler3434 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
Ferret512 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
Jude-Maverick-98 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
123you <<< Pre-emptive measure.
I_luv_purple_09 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
tabbygirl <<< Pre-emptive measure.
saske212 <<< Pre-emptive measure.
The pre-emptive retards have already been caught begging red handed, so I don't want to hear any complaints.
HotSazza <<< Ignoring common sense, and for posting an original "comment" that I haven't heard thousands of times before.
Hashiiba.Uchiha <<< Begging
[Spazz Mufiin] <<< Quest Whining
dak angel forever <<< What part of my store policy is so hard to understand? I don't do item trading. Period.
Raindrop Blossom <<< Begging
destiny2015 <<< Comment Begging
report-account-banned <<< Attempted Scamming. Note To Santa Claus: Give them a spell checker for Christmas.
MOD-wolf <<< Attempted Scamming. Not that it's any of your business, but yes, I would be considered a very experienced hacker, especially in regards to programming.
dottiegurl <<< Ridiculous Offer. Yes, why not *LOSE* gold instead of *MAKING* gold? That's what turning the marketplace into a game of monopoly is all about, right?
Kage Naita <<< Ridiculous Offer. See above entrant.
gaara65 <<< Same as the above.
Here's an idea. How about reading my store policy first before calling me an a*****e after I add you to The Wall Of Idiots? Sounds fair to me, because it gives you a chance to not make a fool of yourself, and me a chance not to waste my time putting you up here.
joyousblue <<< Item Trade Where I Lose Gold? Fat chance. What did I just get done saying?
Demineralize <<< Attempted Scamming. Click
here to see details of the attempted transaction.
Ryoho <<< Pre-Emptive Measure.
`itachi` <<< Pre-Emptive Measure.
lillemimi <<< Pre-Emptive Measure
hihacker <<< Pre-Emptive Measure/Known Scammer
Goku fox <<< Begging
adman2 <<< Attempted Scamming
charadeluv1212 <<< I do not accept outrageously low bids. What part of that is so difficult to ********?
mimia6 <<< Same as above. However, I do see your point. I *WOULD* make one hell of a profit if you bought my coco for 2600, when I bought it for about 88000. Oh, wait... that's called NET LOSS, not PROFIT.
iseeghosts <<< Really? I see someone who didn't read my store policy regarding game item trading.
The_Darkness288 <<< Another who has not read the policy. To compound the issue, it seriously looks like s/he could more than afford one of the coco's I'm selling. In fact, why don't you sell the letters off yourself, buy one of my cocos, and then keep the rest, thus saving you some cash. Unless you're talking about this month's donation letters, in which case, you can go make love to a rusty shovel.
x_BlackSapphire_x <<< Same as the above 2 entrants. Man, is this Candidate For The Darwin Award Day?
Princess-Fairy123 <<< Begging.
gaaragirl667 <<< Begging. I don't donate; Read my store policy.
Skater Jeff <<< Begging. I would prefer to keep my gold, tyvm.
tiddlez <<< Attempted Scamming.
purple frog 888 <<< Ridiculous Offer. 1000 Gold = Coco? No. Go blow yourself.
Darkness surrounds us all <<< Begging. I've heard the word "no" is a relatively difficult concept to understand.
Plushies-R-Us <<< Begging/Needs A Visit From The Cluetrain. I wasn't originally going to add you, as I had not responded to your item trade offer at the time (Work was calling, and ignoring the store policy). Apparently, you not only offer basically a crap trade, but you've managed to fondoogle the double indemnity clause of HAVING YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES DISABLED. How do you expect to hold a conversation if I can't respond? Consequentially, you've left me with no other choice.
xXthe_fallen_angelXx <<< Craptastic Offer. I especially don't trade items that don't immediately show up on the marketplace search when I type in their name.
This goes to the developers of gaia. Please fix the marketplace. It's pretty ridiculous that a significant portion of the items are unsearchable (take btk, g-bot, inks to name a few), and forces users to use sites like tektek, which are disturbingly inaccurate to begin with. For the love of Pete, fix the damn thing already, it's been almost a year since this "new and improved" search option was "added".
missunderstud1 <<< Whining/Begging. I don't care that you're only 12 and want me to donate a coco. It ain't happenin', and more importantly, your age does not exempt you from reading my store policy, and using a dictionary when you don't understand something.
kittyvrossum <<< Comment Begging
PCN-Inspector <<< Attempted Scamming
Message-Hacking-Banner <<< Attempted Scamming
MOD162009 <<< Attempted Scamming. Click
here to see the resulting bevy of hate spewed forth from my keyboard.
MOD11087 <<< Pre-Emptive Measure
V-I-P556 <<< Attempted Scamming. I don't fall for the old gift box routine.
hersheykiss94 <<< Begging
gilbilly <<< Begging
shadow_hakuro <<< Begging
toph927 <<< Begging. Apparently, reading is an insurmountable task.
scorpionflare6095 <<< Begging. Again, reading appears to be something that is impossible. Except for when you make it on here, then I'm an a*****e.
jjdagirl <<< Begging
kelli1235 <<< Begging
Blade_Da_Unknown <<< Begging
Message1Banned1Hacking1 <<< Attempted Scamming
Message1Banned1Hacking <<< Attempted Scamming
blazingicedemon <<< Attempted Scamming
7upgirl1234 <<< Begging
rose 32 <<< Begging/Craptastic Offer
Safety Support Team <<< Attempted Scamming
anbu jeremy <<< Begging
Alucard The Wolf Demon <<< Begging
Arcahnid_21 <<< Attempted Scamming
whitecookie2 <<< Craptastic Offer. 2739GP for a Mochi? Fat chance.
fuego fish <<< Begging. I don't care that your account was supposedly hijacked. Anyone can say that, and it could still be a lie. Go beg somewhere else.
morgan557 <<< Begging. Changing the subject header to "Re:" still doesn't change the fact that you're begging, and the additional fact we've never spoken before.
~The Red Mirage~ <<< Begging/Crap Offer. I refuse to trade an item that won't come up on the marketplace. Get a clue.
Honorary Wall Of Idiots (Those Who Have Specifically Requested Such)
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Chaos.Rainbow.
Clumsy Nyuu
` iBaka
[.Frost.]
CapoofyxP
The Almighty Toast
S.t.e.v.i.e
royalstar3 [can i trade u a mini ufo for a mini ufo?] Since I don't have one, you must be joking.
F~I~S~H
vampirehuntress
chinchin90
Ese_Lil_Gangster Be glad I have taken mercy upon your gaian soul.
kylemcallister
Katrina Amber
Kichou Shijin Your wish is granted.
the_fullmetal_gir
DeD-Munky
SargonMoroku
headpenguin <<< Hats off to you for redeeming yourself and profusely apologizing in an impressive 10 minutes after the begging pm. Be glad I wasn't online at the time, for as luck would have it, you've not only been spared from my wrath of malevolence, but have also learned the error of your ways.
`Sasaki Kojiro
Super Duper Wall Of Idiots
(Those who go above and beyond the call of duty)
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sammix <<< Once just isn't enough.
jessystna <<< Apparently, every begging gaian and retarded scammer thinks she's a b***h. Why not just compound the complexity of this issue?
Djinncat <<< Because he runs the Evil Nazi Store Of Doom. He stole my virginity and made me cry. He also called me an a*****e for asking him to lose gold. I only wanted a ________ for just 2gp and a pair of daisies, I don't understand why he gets all bent out of shape over it.
The Extended Wall Of Idiots
(This is a list based on known existing account names in relation to scammers. If you are not a scammer, but are on the list, the most I can say is try to pick a less suspicious name in the future)
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MOD*
hack*
banning
investigator <<< 3 of the 8 do not appear to be idiots.
automated <<< Similar to above. Sorry if you're grouped in this category.
system
password
information
report
adm
vending
banned
ban
M.O.D
Approximate # of Scammers: 3000 (Keep in mind that the actual number is probably much higher. Since nobody's apparently attempted to warn other gaians on such a mass scale, I figured I might as well step up to the plate on this one)
I do occasionally trim down the comments, so if your comment was deleted and you weren't being incredibly smoothbrained, fear not, I don't hate you. Also, since some users appear to be completely devoid of thought, if you're wondering why your name is on the wall of idiots, click
here to find out why.
As a side note, I've been getting a lot of pm's from people asking me not to add them to The Wall Of Idiots, even though they aren't being smoothbrained. I'll put it down like this. It's ok to pm me, I'm not the overbearing, inconsiderate a*****e that a lot of people apparently make me out to be, I just have a exceedingly low tolerance for stupidity. This includes, but is not limited to, quoting me out of context, misquoting me, misquoting me out of context (strange that both could occur, but it's happened more times than I care to count), misconstruing my opinion for fact (and vice versa), misconstruing well-established and widely documented fact as groundless supposition/baseless speculation/flawed opinion, and ignoring common sense and the logic contained therein. Since most gaian users that interact with me fall well into the numerical minority, your odds of breaking any of these guidelines are very slim. Mathematically speaking, here's the equation as why you are relatively safe from my incredibly sarcastic and vengeful wrath.
There are well over 7 million users on gaia. On average, there are about 40000 users logged on. This is calculated by means of EST, and my sleeping cycles. Of this (and I'm speaking in ballpark estimates) I have approximately 200+ lusers on The Wall Of Idiots, not including The Honorary Wall Of Idiots (which don't count, but collectively, we refer to this as The Wall Of Shame.) Taking all of this into account, individually your odds of making it onto my Wall Of Shame are again, relatively slim. In approximated terms stand at about 1 in 3000. On a large scale, that doesn't look too good. But again, chances are, you're not that 1 in 3000 that is borderline retarded. It's ok to pm me.
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