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I R DIEDRICK!
a.k.a WAFFLE!!!! XD
Wow...you were that bored to look at my profile. surprised
You cannot hide from Waffle....
*beats you over the head with a baseball bat* Die! Dammit!! Die! domokun
Likes: razz
Hitting people with baseball bats twisted
Parties
Stalking people
Music
Crazy people surprised
Goats
Dislikes: mad
n00bs
People who think they are the greatest thing in the world
Preps
Perverted Bastards
Mailboxes mad
Facts about Waffle: gonk
Most of my family was eaten gonk
I have no arms gonk
I don't like n00bs mad
I play the violin razz
I ate my pet bird Turdie surprised
I can fly surprised
I have a pet goat named Dreyfuss cool
ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja
Oh, by the way, I'm a mule.





.diputs er'uoy, siht fo yna eveileb uoy fI razz
Except for the fact that I am a mule.
I LOVE THIS POEM!
"She Was a Phantom of Delight"
She was a phantom of delight
When first she gleamed upon my sight;
A lovely Apparition, sent
To be a moment's ornament;
Her eyes as stars of Twilight fair;
Like Twilight's, too, her dusky hair;
But all things else about her drawn
From May-time and the cheerful Dawn;
A dancing Shape, an Image gay,
To haunt, to startle, and way-lay.
I saw her upon a nearer view,
A Spirit, yet a Woman too!
Her household motions light and free,
And steps of virgin liberty;
A countenance in which did meet
Sweet records, promises as sweet;
A Creature not too bright or good
For human nature's daily food;
For transient sorrows, simple wiles,
Praise, blame, love, kisses, tears and smiles.
And now I see with eye serene
The very pulse of the machine;
A Being breathing thoughtful breath,
A Traveler between life and death;
The reason firm, the temperate will,
Endurance, foresight, strength, and skill;
A perfect Woman, nobly planned,
To warm, to comfort, and command;
And yet a Spirit still, and bright,
With something of angelic light.
-William Wordsworth
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MULE IS ME. O:

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