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Interviewer says: Name? Me: something you don't need to know. Them: Age? Me: none of your business. Them: Birthday? Me: also none of your business Them: Hometown? Me: why the heck are you asking so many questions??? Them: one more question and I'll leave you alone. Me: -_-fine what is it? Them: male or female? Me: I'm a guy you moron! OUT!

~PROTECT THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE~
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug.

*She gives big hug*

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

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i hate itachi Report | 01/23/2011 6:37 pm
i hate itachi
Hello! i don't really remember you but perhaps you will remember me. all i know is you commented on my profile in 2007!! and were friends.
Little-PlayFul-Wild-Kitty Report | 01/01/2008 8:40 am
Little-PlayFul-Wild-Kitty
little lucky seven 01/01/2008 7:46 am Delete Comment



FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER STORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.REPOST THIS AS WHORE""WHAT A NASTY .START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
twisoule Report | 12/30/2007 3:14 pm
twisoule
um i was ask to find a boy frend for someone name'd ( Dounya ) can you send her a comet or mail

p.s. the name is easy to find not being rude or enything also im asking around.
twisoule Report | 10/01/2007 3:07 pm
twisoule
hay
MataAngel Report | 09/24/2007 1:14 pm
MataAngel
awww its ok

you'll get the hang of it sooner or later XP
Little-PlayFul-Wild-Kitty Report | 09/23/2007 2:55 pm
Little-PlayFul-Wild-Kitty
hi how r u?
MataAngel Report | 09/21/2007 4:57 pm
MataAngel
heyyy whats up?
Little-PlayFul-Wild-Kitty Report | 09/20/2007 9:16 pm
Little-PlayFul-Wild-Kitty
omg i have not talk 2 u in a while?^^
Little-PlayFul-Wild-Kitty Report | 09/18/2007 11:15 am
Little-PlayFul-Wild-Kitty
hi sup^^
Queen-Cirith Report | 09/15/2007 5:26 am
Queen-Cirith
kind of xP
 
 
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