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- Last Login
- 03/13/2007 9:15 am
- Total Posts
- 4
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- Member Since
- 01/26/2007
- Location
- Staten Island
- Gender
- Female
About
Before I say anything, I just want to straighten this out. I am a guy. Not a girl! I just picked a female avatar because it's easier to dress up and because well, I'm a bit feminine myself. Also, I am not really 70 years old! I only entered a false birthday just to spite you judgmental bastards who'll try to use it against me. Anyway, now that my hostile introduction is over, let's get to the important things.
Basic Crap
>I'm bisexual, but I'm taken so don't even think about it.
>My birthday really is September 30th.
>I'm one of those very...odd people.
>I live in New York City.
>I'm probably what people would call a "Goth" or 'Emo". I hate labels though.
>I'm very secretive. Other times I give away too much information.
>I talk constantly about my boyfriend.
>I spend all of my time with him too.
>I have an obssession with the color pink. It's just a phase though. I think...
>I have a very different sense of humor from everybody else.
>I talk about everything. Most people puke after speaking to me.
>I don't know what else to put here for now.
Favorite Music
>Motorhead
>Linkin Park
>Black Sabbath
>Britney Spears
>Gorillaz
>Drowning Pool
>Kelly Clarkson
>Black Eyed Peas
>Gwen Stefani
>Panic! At The Disco
>Green Day
>Marilyn Manson
Things I Like
>My boyfriend
>WWE
>Fanfiction
>The internet
>Random messages from people with intelligent things to say
>Literacy
>People who are like me
>My friends
>The supernatural
>Sex...with my boyfriend
>Cutting (shut up)
>People who love talking about things society considers gross/disturbing
>Giving advice
>Dominating...my boyfriend
>When people giggle...especially my boyfriend because he sounds so cute
>Long hair
>Chubby people ^^
>Having stuffed toys throw at my head
>Being able to think of something else to type
Things I Hate
>Probably you
>Immaturity
>Stupidity
>Close-mindedness
>Judgmental people
>Attention whores
>Religion
>People who encourage fat people to lose weight...we have enough skinny bitches on the planet
>Excuses
>Violence
>Bad morals
>Racism
>Sexism
>Homophobes
>Rap music
>Dumb songs that I can't help but dance to
>Pornography
>Sluts
>Hookers
>Shallow people
Some Things You May Find Disturbing
>I've tasted menstrual blood...and liked it
>I just farted
>Now I have to s**t
>My Dad was German and my Mom was Mexican...and about 20 years younger than him
>I drive without a liscense
>And without a seatbelt
>Sometimes I even have babies in the car
>I've been doing that since I was twelve
>I think Michael Jackson is innocent
>I've been bisexual since Elementary School
>That's also when I started drinking
>I can crack my neck
>And my back
>I own a Justin Timberlake CD
>I know the dance steps to almost every Spice Girl song...and I do them
>When I laugh extremely hard, snot comes out of my eyes
>I'm not lying about any of this
Feel free to randomly message me, as long as you actually have something smart to say. If you're a noob then I'm not going to pay any attention to you. And if you send me a random friend request, I'll accept it, but if you don't talk to me then I'm going to take you off of my list eventually anyway. So...that's pretty much it.
Basic Crap
>I'm bisexual, but I'm taken so don't even think about it.
>My birthday really is September 30th.
>I'm one of those very...odd people.
>I live in New York City.
>I'm probably what people would call a "Goth" or 'Emo". I hate labels though.
>I'm very secretive. Other times I give away too much information.
>I talk constantly about my boyfriend.
>I spend all of my time with him too.
>I have an obssession with the color pink. It's just a phase though. I think...
>I have a very different sense of humor from everybody else.
>I talk about everything. Most people puke after speaking to me.
>I don't know what else to put here for now.
Favorite Music
>Motorhead
>Linkin Park
>Black Sabbath
>Britney Spears
>Gorillaz
>Drowning Pool
>Kelly Clarkson
>Black Eyed Peas
>Gwen Stefani
>Panic! At The Disco
>Green Day
>Marilyn Manson
Things I Like
>My boyfriend
>WWE
>Fanfiction
>The internet
>Random messages from people with intelligent things to say
>Literacy
>People who are like me
>My friends
>The supernatural
>Sex...with my boyfriend
>Cutting (shut up)
>People who love talking about things society considers gross/disturbing
>Giving advice
>Dominating...my boyfriend
>When people giggle...especially my boyfriend because he sounds so cute
>Long hair
>Chubby people ^^
>Having stuffed toys throw at my head
>Being able to think of something else to type
Things I Hate
>Probably you
>Immaturity
>Stupidity
>Close-mindedness
>Judgmental people
>Attention whores
>Religion
>People who encourage fat people to lose weight...we have enough skinny bitches on the planet
>Excuses
>Violence
>Bad morals
>Racism
>Sexism
>Homophobes
>Rap music
>Dumb songs that I can't help but dance to
>Pornography
>Sluts
>Hookers
>Shallow people
Some Things You May Find Disturbing
>I've tasted menstrual blood...and liked it
>I just farted
>Now I have to s**t
>My Dad was German and my Mom was Mexican...and about 20 years younger than him
>I drive without a liscense
>And without a seatbelt
>Sometimes I even have babies in the car
>I've been doing that since I was twelve
>I think Michael Jackson is innocent
>I've been bisexual since Elementary School
>That's also when I started drinking
>I can crack my neck
>And my back
>I own a Justin Timberlake CD
>I know the dance steps to almost every Spice Girl song...and I do them
>When I laugh extremely hard, snot comes out of my eyes
>I'm not lying about any of this
Feel free to randomly message me, as long as you actually have something smart to say. If you're a noob then I'm not going to pay any attention to you. And if you send me a random friend request, I'll accept it, but if you don't talk to me then I'm going to take you off of my list eventually anyway. So...that's pretty much it.
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For everyone one person who doesn't read and comment my profile, five newborn kittens get hit by trucks. I'm sure that if you pretend this is true you can find it somewhere in your heart to read and comment my frickin' profile.
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