About

Let me see, my pretty little fiends, what shall I tell you about myself? Here, let me write down little facts about myself in a simple form, for the small-minded to interpret.

Call me D.
Do not ask for "asl."
I won't give it.
I like to write poetry.
And yes, I am a poetry junkie.
My favorite color is green.
I like coins.
But I hate beggars.
So don't expect me to beg.
And don't beg me, either.
I am relatively new to Gaia.
I enjoy random PMs.
"Alice In Wonderland" is my favorite fairytale.
I remind people of the Chesire Cat, for unknown reasons.
I am bisexual.
I am myself.
Don't like me?
I don't like you either.
Love me?
You should.
Want me?
Tough.
Think I am a hard-a**?
Why, yes, I am. Thanks for noticing.
This I'm dumb?
..You are obviously incapable of thought.
Hm.
I think you know more than enough about me.
I must keep up my exotic quietness, and all.