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My user-name is a play on the phrase, "Dearly Departed".
Here is another analogy I came up with for your benefit, "Funeral in an Ice Cream Parlour". Enjoy.

I'm a female from North Carolina.
I am not photogenic.
I inhabit every forum.
This guy went downtown, to pick up a prostitute. He got pulled over by the cops before he could screw, (Damn it!) And then found out that "she" was actually a "he". Good save, buddy.

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You have been invited to my Booty Grab Thread!
So please post your tank!