A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

♥IF SOMEONE JUMPED U♥♥I'LL JUMP THEM♥♥IF SOMEONE ROBS U ♥♥I'LL ROB THEM♥♥IF SOMEONE HURTS YOU♥♥I'LL KNOCK THEM THE f**k OUT OF THEM ♥♥IF YOUR ON DRUGS♥♥I'LL MAKE YOU STOP♥♥IF YOU JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE ♥♥I'LL BE ON THE GROUND TO CATCH YOU ♥♥IF YOU CRY♥♥I'LL CRY ♥♥IF YOUR Kicked OUT ♥♥I'LL TAKE YOU IN ♥♥IF YOU WORLD COMES CRASHING DOWN ♥♥I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU♥

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98% of teens say "I love you" and dont mean it.copy and paste this to your profile if u are the 2% that say it and actually mean it.

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friends: Never ask for food.true friends: are the reasons you have no food.fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrstrue friends: Call your parents DAD/MOMfake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.true friends: Would sit next to you saying " @#!*% ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"fake friends: never seen you cry.true friends: cry with youfake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.fake friends: know a few things about you.true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.fake friends: Would knock on your front door.true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"fake friends: Are for a while.true friends: Are for life.fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.true friends: Will knock them the ******** outfake friends: Will read this.true friends: Will steal this, just like I didIm a true friend!!

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Ok so.....You woke up one morning and saw me in your bed laying next to u what would u do?1) Go back to sleep2) Slap me3) Cuss me out4) Stop drinking so much. Damn!5) Just tell me to leave6) Climb on top of me and cuddle7) f uck me8 ) Make me breakfast9) Ask me my name10) Call the cops11) Other (Please specify)12) kiss me13) say good morning, pm me your answer lol please reply. Then send to your other friends andsee how many and which answers you get,see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get plz comment on this i want to see some answers lol a boy stick his destination in a girls location to increase the population of the next generation of civilazation because of the emancipation of proclomation do u get my explaination if i didnt get u on my pro talk to me and ill see wat i can do he was on my first 2 utube videos Hey Guys, You all knowhow it feels when you're talking to someoneonline, and your Mom is standing right behind you, reading every wordthat appears on the screen. Well, What can we do about that? To solvethis problem, we now have started the 'code 9' system. In code 9, yousimply press the number ''9'' when your parent or sibling is watchinover your shoulder as you type. The person you're talking to will knowwhat your talking about, and begin a conversation on homework orsomething. When your parent or sibling leaves, press''99'' to let theperson know that they are gone,so you can begin a normal conversationagain. Please send thisto everyone you know so that Code 9 can begin to go into effect. PLEASE: Copyand paste it to everyone!!

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perfect couple huh??

Once you've had the best boy you can never do better

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ME AND MY PERFECT FAMILY DEAL WITH IT