About

"I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for [every flavoured beans] them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee... Alas, ear wax." - Professor Dumbledore, 'HPPS'.

"Gone in one faerie sigh." - Ravus, 'Valiant'.

"Well behaved women seldom make history."

"The definition of insanity is expecting change by doing the same thing over and over again."

"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t ******** them."

"******** Barbies, We're Beautiful."

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I am not a lumberjack, or a fur trader
I do not travel by dogsled
A loonie is a dollar, not a relative
I live in the second largest country in the world
I AM CANADIAN
I live in a house, not an igloo
Winter only last one season
A Toque is a Hat, a chesterfield is a couch
I speak English & French, NOT American
I say 'About' not 'A boot'
It's spelt 'Colour' not 'Color', 'Favourite' not 'Favorite'.
No, I do not know your second cousin John in Saskatoon
Our currency was not based on monopoly money
I have a Prime Minister, not a President
The parliament buildings are not made of ice
The maple leaf is our national symbol
Our Military weapons are not made up of hockey sticks
The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
WE ARE THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYERS IN THE WORLD!


Gaia-ing since ~04/13/2004~