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Perch upon the couches swollen with parsley as I make an intro,
But I must warn you, peculiar thoughts are to be betrothed.
You have stumbled upon my profile, which I reckon you already understand,
Could I offer tea? (Or the crumpets in my hand?)

So what do you wish to know, or what do you seek to wish?
Do you want a slice of my emotions, intellect, or a piece of swanky fish?
I must confess I am neither brilliant in communicating or savvy with sentiment,
But I am here to tell you about my interests in one long superfluous vent:

I fancy the pages of a good novel, pamphlet of poems, and comic strips,
I dazzle in the fact that humans often only act humanely with a modest tip
I have a lot to say, but rarely say what I really mean;
It often comes out inaudible as a chicken twirling from a failing spleen.

I like swords, guns and weaponry like such,
And I often dwell on the fallen and how they would taste as lunch.
Blood tickles my pink, or rather my red-
My comforter is crimson, which is not even on my bed.

I can be a complete idiot, and sometimes as clever as a whip,
My eyesight fails my body, thus I often trip.
I understand my faults, my strengths and mental jives,
I even comprehend it better when I hear the voices that tell me not to drive.

The grand master Ketchup tells me I must refrain from speaking in this silly style,
For you must be getting bored, or better yet your too slothful to read this all the while
As I conclude this rhyme, you may scream “Lord, it’s finally over” and flip,
But please do not hesitate to converse with me because I am rather deprived of

companionship

So, you want to know MOAR?
Surely I must cater to that response:

Please keep in mind that I do own a mad rabid cat that will not deviate from his aim TO ERADICATE THE STUPID.

Sorry to disappoint you my psychedelic corn dogs, but I am asexual. Humans are so

displeasing, I have found no true physical attachment to anyone.

Alas, it doesn’t stop me from being amused by innuendos.

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Report | 02/28/2008 2:30 pm

Miku`

psychedelic corn dogs, thats so great!

Report | 06/14/2007 9:42 am

Miku`

I know! And thanks aw.. your so sweet.. And so are you Kyra!! DOn't you forget that! I love card captors XD So what Sailor scout were you? lol

Report | 06/12/2007 7:00 am

Miku`

I'm so worried about you Kyra... I'll be waiting for you to get on aim!

Report | 06/10/2007 5:16 pm

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Report | 03/13/2007 2:51 pm

Twilight Charnel

Oh!No wonder!

Well,as always,be careful in the game.Things are never as they seem.

Report | 03/12/2007 5:39 pm

Twilight Charnel

*Blink*Erm..The back of the code thing on the Mad Hatter`s tea party picture?

At least,that`s what mine had...

Report | 03/12/2007 5:11 pm

Twilight Charnel

Oh,and no,I really didn`t.It took me a bit to understand,though. Thank god for instructions. ^^;;

And,on a random sidenote,I just defeated the Mad Hatter the third time today.He`s just sooo coool... @o@

Report | 03/12/2007 5:05 pm

Twilight Charnel

Oh!That`s great!

If you need any tips,say the word,I`m there.^^