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*I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
*I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
*I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
*I'm GERMAN, so I MUST yell really loud.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
*I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-emotional.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
*I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
*I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
*I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
*I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
*I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
*I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
*I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
*I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small p***s.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
*I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
*I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
*I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
*I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.
*I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.
*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
*I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
*I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
*I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
*I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.
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My Chemical Romance
saved my life.
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were NEVER okay.
This is dedicated to everyone:
Who was a Demolition Lover,
Who was NEVER okay,
Who was Welcomed to the Black Parade.
This is for every Patient, Helena and Harmless Vampire,
This is for every single fan who may never get to see them play,
Who live Life on the Murder Scene,
Who cried watching The Ghost Of You,
Who wanted MCR for Christmas,
This is for every fan who worried about Bob's burn,
Who are obsessed with Ray's hair,
Who mourned the loss of Mikey's glasses,
Who worry about Frank's health,
Who search the internet endlessly for new articles on the band
And those who help Gerard stay sober,
This is to everyone who's not afraid to keep on living.
Which MCR Member Are You?
GERARD:
( ) You're born in April
( ) You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
(x) You're a born leader
(x) You love drawing and you do it well
(x) You love singing
(x) You don't take s**t from anyone
() You're afraid of needles
( ) You call your friends with their last names instead of their names
() You've got siblings and you love them
(x) You're the oldest child
Total:5
RAY:
( ) You're born in July
() You play the guitar
(x) You've got a scar on your head
( ) You can't swim
( ) You've got a FRO!!!
( ) You're 6'1"
(x) You're shy
( ) You wear contact lenses
() You're called mastermind or the quiet genius
(x) People do/used to laugh at You
Total: 3
MIKEY:
( ) You're born in September
(x) You play bass
( ) You've got asthma
() You're near-sighted
(x) You wear glasses
(x)You feel an urge to stick a fork into a toaster
()You're seen as the little kid/brother/sister of your family or mates
(x) You're the youngest sibling
( ) You're the skinniest in your group of friends
() You've put a heater IN the shower
Total: 4
FRANK:
( ) You're born in October
(x) You're the hyperest of your group
() You rattle on your guitar
(x) You're short
(x) You love tattoos AND piercing
() You're younger than all your friends
(x) You think homophobia is gay
(x)You mess with your friend's head
(x) You are seen as immature
()You always have a pair of fingerless gloves on.
Total: 6
BOB:
( ) You're born in December
() You don't talk much
() You're born in a different part of the country, according to your friends
() You hate people filming you
() You prefer cats to dogs
( ) You play drums
() One of your friends messes with your head
(x) You are constantly irritated with one of your friends (but I love 'em anyway)
(x) You're scary when serious
(x) You zone out a lot
Total: 3
I'M A FRANK!
___________
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the bats of hell
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything (even
vampires).
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of the Chemical
Romance.
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt rock hard.
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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
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