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Location: Between the Toes of The Ham Salad Man's Giant Goat

Birthday: 01/15/1994

Occupation: Jackass for Hire

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sweet-n-sour58 Report | 11/16/2008 7:33 am
sweet-n-sour58
hmmmmmm lets see...you dont mind to call alethea
sweet-n-sour58 Report | 10/22/2008 4:15 pm
sweet-n-sour58
look at my sexy goth girl
sweet-n-sour58 Report | 10/21/2008 4:17 am
sweet-n-sour58
she didn't get it from me
sumizome-12055 Report | 10/19/2008 5:33 pm
sumizome-12055
uhhhh well, great! i'll have to let you know when my convenience comes along. i'd offer for my p***s to be at your service in return but there's where we run into a bit of a problem......you can have a piece of burnt toast instead. we learned that it contains carbon in biology. yay.
sumizome-12055 Report | 10/14/2008 4:11 pm
sumizome-12055
i'm gonna kill you you jerk. (if you can't tell, that was directed in the vicinity of ryan, the freaking jackass)..........grrrrrrrrrrrrr! *angry/deeply hurt face*
sumizome-12055 Report | 10/13/2008 3:45 pm
sumizome-12055
woah! oh my god jill, you almost made me puke a bit there. i just sat there cause zoe was getting more than a little annoying and that was the only other open seat. ewww ewwww ewwww! he kept looking at me and it was really weird. he also kept trying to shift over so he was like sitting with his side against me. i was almost falling out of the seat to not touch him. then i realized that i could just sit backwards so he couldn't do that. i think he thought he was hot or something. i was actually going to move back to the seat w/ zoe but someone else was already there. oh yeah, also i wanted to talk to nick cause he's awesome and i had to give his shoes back. (long story)...anyway, ewwwwwwww....
sweet-n-sour58 Report | 10/13/2008 7:03 am
sweet-n-sour58
alethea likes timmie
kuramagirl13 Report | 10/06/2008 6:51 pm
kuramagirl13
alethea, you can refer to me by name, you know. he knows who you're talking about...
oh, hi, Ryan!!!! smile
tmfletch Report | 10/01/2008 2:31 pm
tmfletch
uh...
sumizome-12055 Report | 09/27/2008 7:38 pm
sumizome-12055
well, i'm probably gonna end up telling you this in person before you read this commenty thing, but i'm gonna tell you now anyway. today was completely hilarious (for me at least). Its a bit of a long story, but i'll try to abbreviate it. we had a football game to play at for marching band today and it was freaking pouring. it looked like i had just showered with my clothes on. on the bus home i wanted to put on dry pants and a top but realized i was not only sitting across the aisle from timmy, but was also wearing a thong. i pretty much just winced and stripped. it was really funny to see timmy's look when i peeled off my soaked jeans. then, i actually said that my thong was pink and my friend argued that it was purple, so i made timmy look so he could tell me. it turns out it was purple. then i went through the same thing with my shirt and bra except there was no debate over color. it was white with crazy black seams......
......if i had been saying rather than typing that, i would need to take a breath right about here, so i think i'll just stop cause this comment is reeeeeaaaaally long.

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I think I'm important enough for everybody to tell me everything, so I get angry when people don't.

I take things way too seriously and end up starting rumors. Also, I complain about people not calling me when It'd be just as easy for me to pick up the ******** PHONE AND CALL THEM!!! AAAAARRRRRR!!!!! (Kicks Chair) OWWWWWW!!!!!

Why, oh why god, did you create string?/It isn't really useful for anything/Rope is so much longer/And stronger,too/So why oh why oh why oh why did string occur to you?

I'm a heartless sex hound, but I can't get any.

I don't talk to people. Ever.

I don't make my own ideas, so I just chime in on others. Oh yeah... Me too with the phone thing.

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