Life of a Black Man
The War: A Special Forces Operative's Tale
I am Special Forces Operative Scott F. Bonegar, call sign Archer. This is my story.

Gender: Male
Location: Between the Toes of The Ham Salad Man's Giant Goat
Birthday: 01/15/1994
Occupation: Jackass for Hire
I am Special Forces Operative Scott F. Bonegar, call sign Archer. This is my story.
I think I'm important enough for everybody to tell me everything, so I get angry when people don't.
I take things way too seriously and end up starting rumors. Also, I complain about people not calling me when It'd be just as easy for me to pick up the ******** PHONE AND CALL THEM!!! AAAAARRRRRR!!!!! (Kicks Chair) OWWWWWW!!!!!
Why, oh why god, did you create string?/It isn't really useful for anything/Rope is so much longer/And stronger,too/So why oh why oh why oh why did string occur to you?
I'm a heartless sex hound, but I can't get any.
I don't talk to people. Ever.
I don't make my own ideas, so I just chime in on others. Oh yeah... Me too with the phone thing.
Who am I? Oh wait, I'm Saunder. Never mind.
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oh, hi, Ryan!!!! smile
......if i had been saying rather than typing that, i would need to take a breath right about here, so i think i'll just stop cause this comment is reeeeeaaaaally long.