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- Birthday
- 06/05
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Hey, dude...
My name's Matt Engarde. Maybe you've heard of me? I'm pretty famous, so, like, I wouldn't be surprised.
Everyone knows I'm refreshing like a spring breeze, dude. If you didn't... are you, like, living under a rock, or something?
...*Beep beep*...
Oh, hold on, I've got a call from my manager.
...
...
...
...She says I shouldn't talk about myself anymore, because I have an autobiography coming out.
If you're interested in hearing about me, you should totally buy it, dude.
So... I'll see you around, kay?
My name's Matt Engarde. Maybe you've heard of me? I'm pretty famous, so, like, I wouldn't be surprised.
Everyone knows I'm refreshing like a spring breeze, dude. If you didn't... are you, like, living under a rock, or something?
...*Beep beep*...
Oh, hold on, I've got a call from my manager.
...
...
...
...She says I shouldn't talk about myself anymore, because I have an autobiography coming out.
If you're interested in hearing about me, you should totally buy it, dude.
So... I'll see you around, kay?
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