You: *in the kitchen* Gackt? Where'd the milk go??
Gackt: Uh...nowhere. Nowhere at all.
You: Gackt...*taps foot impatiently*
Gackt: ...He was hungry, ok?!
You: What?
((out back))
Guy in Giant Cat Costume: Nyaa!! *chugs down bottle of milk*
You: GACKT!! What have I told you about keeping and/or feeding stray cats?!
Gackt: ...You know what? I don't have to deal with this! I'll be in my trailer!
You: Uh...*whispers* Gackt, stick to the script, for the love of God, stick to the script!!!
Gackt: Oh shut up. *stomps off, with Guy in Giant Cat Costume following behind*
You: Um...uh...*turns to audience* THAT'S OUR GACKT~!
Yeah...that's what it'd be like. Only with more vampires and blood and angst and stuff.
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