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Report | 01/16/2009 9:51 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

He's probably thinking,'Damn. I knew I should have gotten the jet pack and studded tires.'

Lolololol human speed bump.

You know what fawking sucks? Getting hit by satan dean with their hummer D<

My friend Morgan had that happen to him and he's a bit on the tiny side so he went flying

Oh bby. Surprise buttsecksing tiem nao. -unf unf-

Report | 01/16/2009 9:43 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

Stalkers are kinky.

Mmmm. Rape. The sex you didn't know you wanted.

Old people are fun O; But sometimes they get violent.

Nothings worse than getting beaten with an old man's walker.

Report | 01/16/2009 9:35 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

Lulz, I got kicked out of Safeway for leaving a trail of scuff marks and then complaining that my cookies weren't warm enough at 5.

I should stalk you and get into trouble at some random store with you sometime ;DD

Report | 01/16/2009 9:24 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

Oh that's rich right there.

I got kicked out of a Starbucks even though I never went in .-.

Mooning everyone through the window is epic fun, yes?

Report | 01/16/2009 9:14 pm

ayacue

why would he hit you back?

Report | 01/16/2009 9:07 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

xDD

Lmfao!

Nuh, we have that too gonk

I can't even take a piss in peace without seeing an ad for it, or go to the store without them having one built into the store D<

I swear, one of these days I'm going to throw a shoe at their CEO

Report | 01/16/2009 9:07 pm

ayacue

god i would have hit him so hard!!!

Report | 01/16/2009 8:59 pm

ayacue

oh my thats messed up !!!

Report | 01/16/2009 8:57 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

Yuh. Bagels are better.

Because people in Denver are fat.

And they can't go across the street to Pizza Hut to get their food, so we put a concession stand in the pool so they don't have to move as far.

It's gross, trust me.

O; -le poke-

Report | 01/16/2009 8:40 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

EPIC.

Nachos ftw.

That reminds me of when I was working behind the counter of a snack bar at the local pool O;

This lady kept bitching at me, and wouldn't lay off about her fawking nachos.

I had 3 other orders to finish before I could get to hers, and then she gave me the wrong amount of money, but blamed it on me.

So, I hocked a big one in her nacho cheese and quit the next week >><<

Nasty right?

No, they're not people. They're cave bears. Duh.

Report | 01/16/2009 8:33 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

Brilliant!

Normally I charge a nickle per 10 minutes, but god damn if this economy crisis hasn't taken it's toll on my business D,=

Report | 01/16/2009 8:27 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

Fawking ey, I bet D<

I'm like the communal hooker.

But that's starting to not work out Dx

Report | 01/16/2009 8:20 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

Skill. Pure skill.

I bet D=

You make me jealous now. I'm too poor to go to many concerts...if any good bands/artists manage to swing by my state

Report | 01/16/2009 8:12 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

-deathripstabstab-

I'm gun, liek, rip out that part of your brain and sew it onto mine.

LOLWUT MEMORY STEALER?

I fell asleep backstage at a Slipknot concert =___=

I think I stole all your sleep.

Report | 01/16/2009 8:02 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

You know what'd been an interesting place to visit?

Haiti.

What'd you do thar? owO

Report | 01/16/2009 7:59 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

Random hate tiem is random? D=

I miss Seattle~

It makes me feel mellow =w=

Report | 01/16/2009 7:45 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

=S

Hm.

S.O.L. then? D=

What does said stepthing have against you leaving for Seattle for a bit?

Report | 01/16/2009 7:28 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

It's odd what years of people living on an isolated island will do to their language oO

O= Who's to say you can't pull a ninja move and go through the window?

Report | 01/16/2009 7:01 pm

ll D o ll F a y ce ll

Iknorite?

...

I wish I were in New Zealand right now.

Can I ask why Seattle?

Report | 01/16/2009 6:16 pm

ayacue

so shes not going to let you go !!! what a b***h sorry but god darn

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