Who Is That Masked Man?
WAYS TO APPEASE THE CLOCKWORK NINJA:1. Buy him comics
2. Catgirls...'nuff said
3. Watch bad horror movies with him
4. Give him a fully functional Cross Punisher from Trigun
5. Talk about Hellboy
6. Prefer ninjas to pirates
7. Donate
8. Loan him games
9. Backrubs (who could resist?)
10. Turn him into Spider-Man
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1602 IS love. You are correct.
After considering whether to demand you befriend me, I have determined both to demand it and implement it myself.
BEFRIEND ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
1. See your avatar.
2. Marvel.
3. Decide it's so awesome I must give you things.
4. Realize that even if I could afford nice things, you already have prettier things.
5. Be sad.
6. Laugh at rofl-copters.
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7. Belatedly welcome you to the Anachronism.