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Funny Birthday Sentance Maker
Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----i bitched out
2----i ate
3----i fell in love with
4----i sang to
5----i gave my number to
6----i murdered
7----i shot
8----I humped
9----i choked on
10---i smacked
11---i had sex with
12---i gave a lap dance to
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------you
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------an ipod
7-------a ninja
8-------my sister
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20------- a b***h
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a stuffed animal
23-------a condom
24-------my pshyciatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------a gangster
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because thats how i roll
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because thats how i roll.
Blue--------Because i was high.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------.Because im sexy and i do what i want
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I am
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