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Tradition will tell you that Satan was a man. The bible will also tell you this, but it is not true.

What you must remember is that the Bible was written by men. Men who felt that God must be male, therefore Lucifer must be male. They totally threw out that whole "angels have no sex thing" and basically said all angels were guys. My poor, foolish mortals, how you have been mislead. These men who wrote the so called "good book" did not like the idea of a woman disobeying God. That would encourage other females to do so. Then who would they have to exploit and undermine?

The true story is this. I am "Satan". My real name is Lucie Furr. I led a revolt on Heaven and almost succeeded. I am not ugly, but quite attractive. That's how I lure you in. I am on this earth to socialize, not to steal your souls. What would I do with your soul anyway? They're are useless items to us immortals. God did not kick me out but merely gave me a slap on the wrist and a 'shame on you'. We're actually still really good friends.

Don't get me wrong, there are times that I can get irritated, even angry, and I'll lash out in ways that mortal minds almost can not conceive of. In the long run, though, I'm a pretty laid back angel of darkness that enjoys the company of others without feeling the need to convert or damn them.