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The best man for the job! - Rolling Stone
Only The Mighty Raptor can make sense out of gibberish -Kerrang!
His words of infinite wisdom will drive you speechless. -Orange Lemon

Sup. Let's see. I write. I sing. I try to make a difference. I begin a lot of sentences with 'I' so that I feel better about myself. I do stand up comedy. I make videos. I use a lot of periods in my writing. I dance, but only when I shouldn't be dancing. I'm an optimist. I used to be the best World of Warcraft player in the known universe. I retired recently, but I am now playing Aion. The world, to me... Is a giant tree of lemon drops. These lemon drops, are metaphors for people. K? Well, I'm sort of the lemon drop that fell off the tree and evolved into a raptor, that must be a herbivore due to the fact that the Earth is a ******** tree and all there is to eat is... People. People in the form of a fruity candy. But once they are in my stomache, they rise up like a phoenix. They eat away at my intestines until it's time to release them into the wild, carefree and on fire. Why on fire? Because. That's how I like them.

What else can I say about myself, other than the fact that I am a god-like man-raptor being?!

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Report | 01/16/2010 7:49 am

chocolatechip_pistachio

i am freaking out because i did this and it worked but i think it was luck. PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 PROFILES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 PROFILES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

Report | 11/30/2009 9:24 pm

Junbozz

awdawd

Report | 11/30/2009 9:23 pm

Junbozz

awdawd

Report | 05/05/2009 8:51 pm

nessiecullen10

don't cha know demi? miley?

Report | 02/27/2009 9:59 am

RedishBlack69

Please donate bugs or ink.

Report | 11/24/2008 7:32 pm

21little cecilia marie13

BLAKE

GET

ON

Report | 09/27/2008 11:12 am

21little cecilia marie13

hey blake

get back on gaia

Report | 04/05/2008 4:56 pm

eScenCe1610

Yosh. Just say hello. Because I like the music you hear.

At least, the ones you have in the iTunes Screenshot .



Well, nevermind. Have a nice weekend!

Report | 02/24/2008 9:32 am

Okuzki

i am freaking out because i did this and it worked but i think it was luck. PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 PROFILES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 PROFILES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

Report | 01/22/2008 8:50 am

Mansikkamarenki

seem you listened sonata arctica.. saw it in the forums where are u from

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