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Orso Morboso Report | 06/09/2010 11:27 pm

what should i make my myspace url???

Orso Morboso Report | 06/09/2010 11:21 pm

sorry, i was on youtube. i didnt realise anyone else was on.

Orso Morboso Report | 05/30/2010 11:33 pm

i didnt say you were one of those kids, i just couldnt think of an example. we should change the subject though, cuz this is starting to feel like a fight.

Orso Morboso Report | 05/30/2010 11:20 pm

dont i know it. and i wasnt insulting you, i just couldnt think of a word, so take it easy and dont get so defensive. i could try to explain it, but its kind of off from what im trying to say. i like to slip away unnoticed, but im not exactly an introvert, so i dont think this works, but you.... i guess your extroverted? you... you can easily talk in public, and therefore do so, and though you may be a ham, i think thats a little off too. your one of the kids who shouts out the answer in class, and i cant even force myself to raise my hand, you know? god, why is this so difficult to explain? i think ive given something way too far from the point. oh well, forget it. i dont know where im going with this.

Orso Morboso Report | 05/30/2010 11:09 pm

seriously? i cant even process that, its so random. well, i guess you cracked under the pressure, huh, crazy? i guess thats what happens to your type, id just try to pretend i didnt notice, and walk in a different direction quickly. normally avoiding people works for me....oh, the memories. im so used to it, i do it on accident sometimes, like i know im doing it, but i cant NOT do it, you know? i just noticed i use too many commas.

Orso Morboso Report | 05/30/2010 10:55 pm

i never said he had sex, buddy. your jumping to conclusions. so far as i can tell, hes never even had a girlfriend. im just having flashbacks, is all. sides, im practically just a guy with a vajayjay. i sometimes forget im a girl all together. in elementary school, whenever a guy asked me out, i felt the need to say, "what are you, gay?!" though i never said it. and at the school ren fair, they were giving fake tattoos, and some guys were getting ones of unicorns to be funny. i thought about it, but remembered that it wouldnt be funny, cuz im a girl. and whats wrong with asexuals, anyway?! i mean, i know we're losers, but that has nothing to do with being asexual. i know plenty of cool asexuals. and, to change the topic in this paragraph one more time, why is it such a big deal to talk about girls around me? i may not like girls (i kinda hate them) but i know how to talk about them, and it doesnt bother me. though id rather talk about boys. wooow, i wrote waaaay too much.

Orso Morboso Report | 05/30/2010 10:43 pm

I think he's doing okay. its still weird to think that my friends are sexual beings. they always seemed sexless to me. it just makes it weirder that they never seem to show their interest in other people around me. is it because im a girl and your all men?

Orso Morboso Report | 05/28/2010 10:12 pm

if by the summer of 8th grade you mean never? nope. my brother just graduated high school and he doesnt even have one. doubt ill get one anytime soon. why?

Orso Morboso Report | 05/28/2010 10:01 pm

hm. i dont know, but whatever you say. hes pretty stubborn, but youre the kinda guy that everyone seems to love, so i suppose its only a matter of time.

Orso Morboso Report | 05/28/2010 9:43 pm

literally? well, anyway, my point was that id want to hang out with you but id want to hang out with him, too. i doubt anyone i know will be in any of my classes though....bummer, i hate meeting new people. you know what really irks me, though? homophobes. i met this great guy, and we were becoming good friends, and he knew half my friends so hes goota be cool, right? than i start to gush over this homo, and he gets all mad. oh, it really pisses me off. why are people so close-minded? arent we the age that is supposed to be open-minded homo-loving hippies or something? i may not be gay, but c'mon. thats really upsetting. if you cant accept a gay person, how could you possibly accept me?