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I am your future lord and master. I know there are a lot of people running around claiming to rule the universe these days, but I'm the real deal. I have something those other posers don't, you see. I have concentrated genius running through my veins. Seriously, I'm so smart it's unreal. I was scoring 2400 on the old SATs. Bill Gates begs me to do his taxes. You know the phrase "the best thing since sliced bread?" I invented it. Not the phrase, mind you, but sliced bread. And the phrase. And the English language. When the cave men were banging rocks together to try and make fire, I was building a chain of steak houses. I wrote speeches for Jesus. When God said, "let there be light," I'm the one who installed the clapper. Anyway, I'm a fun guy who enjoys superhero RPs, puppies, and catapults. Preferably at the same time.
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x.x Work is killer. No idea when I'm gonna have the time or energy for LoSI. :/