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Report | 10/29/2007 12:49 pm

Yaa-kun

Good Luck becoming a famous fairy <3

Report | 10/28/2007 10:38 am

Raiinbowsaurus Rex

a strawberry flavored icecream in a gotta have em size please. with marshmallows and chocolate chips plz. o and black licorish. this is fr a f.riend

Report | 10/28/2007 10:37 am

Papercut Suicide

Yay!

c;

Haha thanks.

Report | 10/28/2007 10:03 am

PixelZombe

- Comment&Cookieforyou -

Report | 10/27/2007 1:13 pm

Twilights Lily

Yes, Jack rules, and he's on my profile

Thus I rule!

Nyaha~ Kidding

-Spork pokes-

Report | 10/17/2007 9:21 pm

Twilights Lily

Haha XD

And I say that's good!

Report | 10/16/2007 8:02 pm

Twilights Lily

And I say; Sloth is a deadly sin! Becareful <.< >.>

Report | 10/15/2007 6:48 pm

lilgirlsmiling48

you welcome

Report | 10/15/2007 8:24 am

Astrid Evermore

Woot! xD >:3 HIya!

Report | 10/14/2007 5:14 pm

Twilights Lily

And I say: SHOES! XD

Report | 10/08/2007 7:30 am

alfageek

if you dont get my pro pm me and ill resend it please aleart the people that there is a new player so they arnt scrambaling to think of what to do thanks.

love the fun randome things to do lol

Report | 10/08/2007 7:23 am

Astrid Evermore

Random Comment

Report | 10/07/2007 8:17 pm

dxcfgyh

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Report | 10/07/2007 9:39 am

Astrid Evermore

lol right?

Report | 10/06/2007 9:18 am

Twilights Lily

WhooHoo!

And duel we shall!

And also an add XD

Report | 10/03/2007 9:16 pm

Twilights Lily

Le gasp!

You have no friends?!

How can that be? I'll be your friend XD

(You don't have to.)

Report | 10/03/2007 7:56 pm

solderboy2710

hey i think ur an FN amazing person

ur layed back and random as hell

(nice pic and pro)

peace out

Report | 10/01/2007 3:47 pm

Artificial Joy

If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

Say "no" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog has the gout..."

If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

Ask them to repeat everything they say several times.

Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder...

When the salesperson asks, "Is this the homeowner?" say, "Is this the salesperson?" and when they say, "Yes," hang up.

Report | 10/01/2007 3:44 pm

Artificial Joy

Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

Two words: chicken suit.

Write the words "help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, while driving alone.

Laugh a whole lot.

Stop at green lights.

Go at red ones.

Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

Eat food that requires silverware.

Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

Honk frequently without motivation.

Ask people for Grey Poupon.

Let pedestrians know who's boss.

Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

Restart your car at every stoplight.

Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

Paint your car with occult symbols.

Keep at least five cats in the car.

Stop and collect roadkill.

Stop and pray to roadkill.

Report | 09/25/2007 8:47 pm

Laura Levine

Lebains are WAY cool your right!

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