Girl: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do You Like Me?
Boy: Not Really.
Girl: Do You Want Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Cry If I Left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: What would u choose, Me or your Life?
Boy: My Life.
Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Boy Runs After Her And Says: The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Die For You Is Because I Would Live For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life! -This I have because it proves that we (men) are more poetic than most women give us credit for.

Don't always take our words at face value. Girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, Slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant he would die. -This I have because it's a load of crap. There are ways he could have preserved both their lives. Yes I'd giver her the helmet just in case, but this example is little better than abandoning her while living.


Fun things to do in an elevator
1.) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18.) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.) Stand silently and motionless in, then announce in horror, whisper "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 21.) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22.) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23.) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24.) Stare, grinning#
25.) You are pretending to be a FBI agent so you go into the elevator and there are two other guys in there you ask the guy next to you so what floor are you getting off on? the guy says floor 13.then you get out your walky talky and say commander is floor 13 clear commander says all clear.the guy says are you getting off on floor 13 you say NO WAY!!!!!then the elevator doors open once the guy walk off the elevator you say have a nice day once the guy walks off terrified the elevator doors close you ask the other guy in the elevator so what floor are you getting off on? need, you could not be saved