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Report | 11/24/2007 6:46 pm

haha! i like that^^

Megamaid Guard: What the hell are you doing?

Lone Starr: The Vulcan neck pinch?

Megamaid Guard: No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.

[Lone Star changes hand position]

Lone Starr: Like this?

Megamaid Guard: Yeah!

[guard falls to the ground]

Lone Starr: Thanks.

Report | 11/23/2007 10:40 pm

The Lady Anne Boleyn

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.

Lone Starr: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lone Starr: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Report | 11/23/2007 12:47 pm

The Lady Anne Boleyn

nice profile^^

Minister: What's your name?

Barf: Barf.

Minister: Your full name?

[Barf sucks in chest to look stronger]

Barf: Barf-olemew!

Report | 11/23/2007 11:00 am

lokelani_hapakea808

random

Report | 11/23/2007 6:11 am

Ami-chan-LaLaLa

Ah. Yeah, I saw that movie a long time ago. It wasn't terrible, but it's not one of my favorites. *shrug*

Report | 11/22/2007 2:35 pm

Ami-chan-LaLaLa

Heke? Who's Milo?

Report | 11/21/2007 4:36 pm

Sarubia

*blinks at Anna-chan*

No... AH!! Where are they?

They are gonna surprise us!

Report | 11/21/2007 3:41 pm

The Lady Anne Boleyn

[Mega-Maid's computer counts down to self-destruct]

Self-Destruct Voice: Ten... nine... eight... six...

President Skroob: Six? What happened to seven?

Self-Destruct Voice: Just kidding! Seven... six... five... four... three... two... one... have a nice day.

President Skroob, Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet: Thank you.

Report | 11/21/2007 8:08 am

The Lady Anne Boleyn

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What happened to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then!

Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now!

Colonel Sandurz: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

Dark Helmet: How soon?

Video Operator: Sir!

[Dark Helmet has becomed far too confused and everyone now ignores him even though he's center screen]

Dark Helmet: What?

Video Operator: We've identified their location.

Dark Helmet: Where?

Report | 11/21/2007 7:12 am

Cagalli-chan210

oh yeah! i fogot about the magic tree XD lol. i will come join saru in the magic tree! *climbs the tree Saru is in* HIII!

Report | 11/20/2007 7:54 pm

The Lady Anne Boleyn

Princess Vespa: I can see it all now.

[turns to King Roland]

Princess Vespa: Can't you see he loves me?

Minister: Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!

King Roland: I'm sorry.

Princess Vespa: I'm sorry.

Prince Valium: I'm sorry.

Minister: Don't be sorry, be quiet!

Princess Vespa, King Roland, Prince Valium: [shouts] Sorry!

Report | 11/20/2007 5:39 pm

Sarubia

Yes, yes that would help alot.

I'm kinna stuck in the magic tree...

Report | 11/20/2007 4:02 pm

Cagalli-chan210

WOOOT! how far has she gotten with the rock convo? has she told you that the reason that the rock convo even started was because marshmellows are going to invade and take over the earth. User Image

and that the rocks were gonna help save us from them and that they came and started to attack us as well....well actually they were consenting to helping us but they couldn't stop rollign and yeah

Report | 11/20/2007 3:57 pm

Ami-chan-LaLaLa

That puts you ahead of the monster!

Report | 11/20/2007 2:53 pm

The Lady Anne Boleyn

yupyup^^ u like?

[Lord Helmet is playing with his dolls in his quarters when Col Sandurz bursts in]

Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet!

Dark Helmet: WHAT?

[Helmet gathers up his dolls]

Colonel Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge sir!

Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!

Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!

Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.

[Sandurz closes the door]

Dark Helmet: Good!

Report | 11/20/2007 10:11 am

The Lady Anne Boleyn

[Playing with his dolls]

Dark Helmet: [In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.

[In Vespa voice]

Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.

[In D.H. voice]

Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!

[In V. voice]

Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!

[In D.H. voice]

Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!

[V]

Dark Helmet: No! Stop!

[D.H]

Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!

[V]

Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!

Report | 11/19/2007 8:16 pm

Sarubia

So Anna-chan is gonna help us with the rocks?

You can even have one of your own and it can be like your baby!

Report | 11/19/2007 7:50 pm

The Lady Anne Boleyn

Dark Helmet: [as seeing the Eagle 5 go off with its Hyper Jets] Wait!

[raises his mask up]

Dark Helmet: What happened? Where are they?

Colonel Sandurz: I do'nt know sir. They must have hyper jets on that thing.

Dark Helmet: And what do we have on this thing? A Cuisinart?

Colonel Sandurz: No, sir.

Dark Helmet: Well, find them, catch them!

Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir.

[picks up the intercom]

Colonel Sandurz: Prepair ship for light speed.

Dark Helmet: No, no, no. Light speed is too slow.

Colonel Sandurz: Light speed is too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes. We're gonna have go right to... ludicrous speed.

[everybody gasps]

Colonel Sandurz: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I do'nt know if this ship can take it.

Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

Colonel Sandurz: [Wimpering] Prepair ship!

[Calms down]

Colonel Sandurz: Prepair ship, for Ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts.

[everybody fastens in their seat belts and locks all of the doors]

Colonel Sandurz: Seal all enterances and exits. Lock all stores in the mall. Cancel the 3-ring circus. Secure all animals in the zoo...

Dark Helmet: [Takes the intercom from Sandurz] Gimme that, you petty excuse for an officer!

[speaks into the intercom as Sandurz puts on his seat belt]

Dark Helmet: Now hear this, Ludicrous speed...

Colonel Sandurz: [Interrupts] Sir, you better buckle up.

Dark Helmet: [to Sandurz] Ah, buckle this.

[Into the intercom]

Dark Helmet: Ludicrous speed, go!

[Spaceball 1 begins to go so fast that Helmet is hanging on the ledge and is screaming as Spaceball 1 goes from light speed to ridiculous speed and then to ludicrous speed]

Dark Helmet: What have I done? My brains... are going into my feet.

[the sceneoutside changes from straight lines to some kind of Plad color and sails over the Eagle 5]

Barf: what the hell was that?

Lone Starr: Spaceball 1.

Barf: They've gone to plad.

Report | 11/19/2007 7:08 pm

The Lady Anne Boleyn

Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.

[turns it on]

Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink: Ooooh!

Yogurt: [reacts to dinks] The kids love this one.

[a dink hands him a doll that looks likes Yogurt]

Yogurt: And last but not least, Spaceballs the doll, me.

[pulls string]

Doll: May the schwartz be with you!

Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable.

Report | 11/19/2007 7:05 pm

Cagalli-chan210

lol...well as long as you dont mind...just warning you now....it can get really random...if you want to know how random read saru and my convo on our profiles...

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