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Undertaker ••.•´ アンダーテイカー `•.•• Andaateikaa
I'm a Shinigami, or a harvester of souls.
I enjoy my job as a prepper of deceased.
Care to slip into my luxurious madness~?
I haven't had-- keᖺ-ᖺeᖺ ᖺeᖺ ᖺeᖺ... "GUESTS" in a while.
LIVE ones, per say.
Care for a spot of tea and some biscuits as you wait-- ᖺeᖺ ᖺeᖺ ᖺeᖺ--- amongst the dead~?


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You are the coffin to my waxy gaunt corpse,
m'dear~

You are the scalpel that parts my dry, cracked lips
into a devilish smile again.

You are the deadly neurotoxin that shuts down my brain
and sends me into a tizzy~

You are the breath of life
to cleanse me of my rigormortis~

You are the formaldehyde
that perserves my very soul.

You are the very dangerous arsenic
I simply cannot live without.

You are my beloved corpse,
m'dear,
and I've come to dress and prepare you~



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What is this deafness, indeed~?

The dead DO speak, after all~

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Andercondrak Report | 11/05/2010 9:55 pm
Andercondrak
Yo, sexy coffin man~ heart How is it going, hmmm? The dead stayin' dead, as per usual~?
Sin Avarice Report | 11/04/2010 4:15 pm
Sin Avarice
*flinches and lunges to cover his mouth* SHHHHSHSHSHSHHHH. *in a hushed whisper* Don'tcallmethatinpublic, Coroner!!
llprince princessll Report | 11/04/2010 3:21 pm
llprince princessll
um... your welcome whee
peekt Report | 11/04/2010 3:06 pm
peekt
awwwww it was wonderful to meet you in towns also :3 whee
Sin Avarice Report | 10/12/2010 3:23 pm
Sin Avarice
Me? interesting? Ohoho~ You're such a smart man, aren't you? I am afraid I'm not a corpse, therefor I cannot be interesting. Correct~?
Sin Avarice Report | 10/11/2010 5:43 pm
Sin Avarice
Heheh~ Yes it is! And if it isn't my favorite coroner~ Dug up anything.... intriguing lately~?
Gureru Satokurifu Report | 10/11/2010 4:51 pm
Gureru Satokurifu
HYYAAAHHH~ UNDERTAKERRRR! You Took my comment VIRGINITTYYYYYYY~!! *girliecryofhappiness*
I'm just splendid darling, and you?
Gureru Satokurifu Report | 10/11/2010 3:36 pm
Gureru Satokurifu
Darlingggg~
Sin Avarice Report | 10/11/2010 3:27 pm
Sin Avarice
*STALKS*

Oh hello there coroner~ <w<
sullenity Report | 09/26/2009 7:44 am
sullenity
you were the joker, werent you? where did he goooo *cries* lol.

Kufufufu... Care to dance with the dead~?

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