My Favorite Quotes
Wise men speak when they have something to say,
fools speak when they have to say something.
-Plato
Great minds talk about ideas,
Average minds talk about events,
Small minds talk about people.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-Tom Lehrer
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-William Shakespeare
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
-Aldous Huxley
Sanity is madness put to good use.
-George Santayana
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.
-Mark Twain
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
-Samuel Goldwyn
If you wish you be like someone else, you waste the person you are.
-Unknown
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -Woody Allen
fools speak when they have to say something.
-Plato
Great minds talk about ideas,
Average minds talk about events,
Small minds talk about people.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-Tom Lehrer
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-William Shakespeare
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
-Aldous Huxley
Sanity is madness put to good use.
-George Santayana
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.
-Mark Twain
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
-Samuel Goldwyn
If you wish you be like someone else, you waste the person you are.
-Unknown
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -Woody Allen
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