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CIMMY CHONGAS
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK." "When I grew up I was BLACK." "When I'm sick I'm BLACK." "When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK." "When I'm cold I'm BLACK." "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir, when you are born you're PINK." "When you grow up you're WHITE." "When you're sick, you're GREEN." "When you go in the sun, you turn RED." "When you're cold you turn BLUE." "And when you die you turn PURPLE." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE racism
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile
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