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Report | 01/14/2009 9:29 pm

reni_goldenstar

"Why can't people take pleasure in simple things? Like, milk bubbles and soft, fluffy kittens..."

Report | 01/14/2009 3:35 pm

0Ming-chan0

So you were logged in...less than a month ago? o.o?

Report | 01/08/2009 5:14 pm

reni_goldenstar

"That wasn't a punch! I just poked you with my fist!"

Report | 01/07/2009 3:48 pm

reni_goldenstar

"If I were a carrot...well, I'd be glad I'm not you."

Report | 12/31/2008 9:46 pm

OhMyGee T i f f a n y

thanks hehe smile

Report | 12/31/2008 9:44 pm

OhMyGee T i f f a n y

happy new years smile

plus, nice avatar by the way hehe.

Report | 12/25/2008 7:09 pm

reni_goldenstar

"You're cruel and unnatural."

Merry Christmas!

Report | 12/25/2008 1:16 pm

0Ming-chan0

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Report | 12/18/2008 6:06 pm

reni_goldenstar

"You're pure evil!"

"Yeah well, after you've lived for thousands of years you tend to lose some of your scruples."

Report | 12/18/2008 6:00 pm

reni_goldenstar

"Ugh. Life."

Report | 12/14/2008 7:33 pm

reni_goldenstar

"Some people people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them."

Report | 12/14/2008 7:14 pm

reni_goldenstar

The F.B.I was looking to hire a new assasin, and they had narrowed it down to three people. Two men, and a woman. As the final test, they got the spouses of the people trying out and put them in separate rooms. They handed the first man a gun a said "Kill the person in this room." As soon as he walked in he came back out and said, "I can't kill her, she's my wife! So he failed.

They did the same to the second man. After a long silence, he came back out crying, "I just can't do it!" So he failed.

Then they sent the woman into the room her husband was in. There was silence for a while, then some shots, screams, and loud bashing noises. She came out covered in blood and said, "Well, the gun was filled with blanks, so I had to kill him with the chair."

Report | 12/13/2008 2:30 pm

reni_goldenstar

"What do you burn apart from witches?"

"MORE WITCHES!"

-Monty Python's Holy Grail

Report | 12/13/2008 1:25 pm

0Ming-chan0

I...I couldn't find information on the adventure contest...

Report | 12/12/2008 6:32 pm

reni_goldenstar

Tim the Sorcerer: "There! There's the monster!"

King Arthur:"What, behind the rabbit?"

Tim:"It is the rabbit."

-Monty Python's holy Grail

Report | 12/11/2008 11:26 am

reni_goldenstar

"If at first you don't suceed...destroy all evidence you ever tried!"

Report | 12/09/2008 6:40 pm

reni_goldenstar

Ever notice that people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

Report | 12/09/2008 5:16 pm

reni_goldenstar

"Use the talents you posess.For the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except the best." -Henry Van Dyke

Report | 12/08/2008 7:18 pm

reni_goldenstar

On attacking Gaara: "It's like trying to shove a carrot through a mile of steel...and works just as well." - Alek

Report | 12/06/2008 7:48 pm

reni_goldenstar

"Wear cute pajamas to bed. You never know who you'll meet in your dreams!"

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