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"A Colorful Metaphor is probably the best thing to ever happen to the internet." - Socrates

Pompous, aren't I?

But I can back it up.
I'm nineteen, literate, a total nerd, funnier than e'er before and occasionally a douchebag.
But don't worry, I'll never be more of a douche than Michael Vick, Kanye West or you.
'sright I said you.

After a while, you'll get used to me.

Jealous of how pimp I am?
Well, you too can be this pimp!
Follow these simple instructions and you can't go wrong!
Step 1. Slap a ho.
Step 2. Receive money. Namely from doing Step One.
Step 3. Repeat as needed.

Dig it.

If you want me, and don't deny it, I'm ARRIETH.




By the way, I've a v****a.

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Arrieth

Report | 08/04/2010 9:43 am

Arrieth

Wow, I've never seen such a colorful metaphor.
ChewAblePill

Report | 10/21/2009 5:47 pm

ChewAblePill

I love your avatar.

o_o
bhnopq

Report | 10/17/2009 4:28 pm

bhnopq

Your profile song ********
redface
Capricornie

Report | 09/18/2009 1:47 pm

Capricornie

A name change I see.
Capricornie

Report | 09/02/2009 2:30 pm

Capricornie

put on some clothes you dirty whore!
Arrieth

Report | 05/10/2009 1:24 pm

Arrieth

Mai gawd it has been so lawng.
Arrieth

Report | 10/21/2008 6:11 pm

Arrieth

Have you heard, the word about. . .



the bird!?
Capricornie

Report | 11/16/2007 7:10 am

Capricornie

YOU ARE NEKKID!



That only means one thing...



Arri stole your clothes to buy stuff...

DD :
Capricornie

Report | 10/20/2007 9:21 am

Capricornie

OMG!

Tis a mule.

D :
Arrieth

Report | 10/15/2007 2:05 pm

Arrieth

C'est moi aussi!

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"Are you sure it isn't time for A Colorful Metaphor?"
Je suis Arrieth.

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Oh, there's nothing like emptying a cartridge at the sun
Uh-merica, Uh-merica."